chopsticks loving suck

[SeventhSandwich]

HOOOOOOLY stuff loving CHOPSTICKS ARE SO GODDAMN STUPID IT'S loving handicapped
JESUS CHRIST THEY'RE THE MOST INEFFICIENT FOOD UTENSIL IN THE WORLD LIKE DUDE I WANT TO EAT I'M GONNA loving USE MORE ENERGY THAN WHAT I'M PUTTING IN I DON'T WANT TO loving HAVE A WORKOUT TO EAT CHINESE FOOD forget YOU forget ASIANS forget ASIAN RESTAURANTS SUCK MY GODDAMN rooster

You're bad at using them because you've never practiced with them. Go project your chopstick insecurity somewhere else.

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[Lego lad]

spork master race

[Jonathant1]

spork master race

knspork master race

[foulprairiedog]

In all seriousness though, it's entirely acceptable to eat Asian food with your hands or something; if it's making it to your face and you're enjoying yourself you're doing it right. If somebody's making you use a utensil system you find tedious you should probably just eat their food too.

please for the love of god do not eat noodles with your hands. loving barbaric

[Blockz]

fork

[TheABELBOTO]

please for the love of god do not eat noodles with your hands. loving barbaric

WHO loving DOES THAT?

[Freek]

in japanese etiquette it is very rude for you to use chopsticks as drumsticks

i say forget em

[Rally]

I really don't see the point in using chop sticks in 2015. A fork and a knife is just simply more advanced.

project your chopstick insecurity

I'm legitimately concerned whether or not this is a serious post

[Nonnel]

I've never eaten with chopsticks but I'd like to learn

[foulprairiedog]

WHO loving DOES THAT?

one of my mother's Indian coworkers, apparently. she didn't know how to use any cutlery ...

[Donnies Catch]

had never eaten with chopsticks before. went to an all you can eat sushi, grabbed my phone, opened the wikihow
was eating sushi like a champ like a minute after reading

[Lego lad]

had never eaten with chopsticks before. went to an all you can eat sushi, grabbed my phone, opened the wikihow
was eating sushi like a champ like a minute after reading

no phones at the dinner table

[Donnies Catch]

no phones at the dinner table

i was there to watch the csgo finals lEAVE ME BE

[Nonnel]

it doesn't seem too hard tho
like you just balance them on your index finger and control them with your thumb and middle finger right?

[SeventhSandwich]

I'm legitimately concerned whether or not this is a serious post

Of course it's serious. Chopstick insecurity is a well-documented psychological phenomena, alongside snake envy and buyer's Stockholm syndrome.