You ever sit down for what feels like a normal poop, but then it isn't?It always starts out firm, maybe smelly maybe not. It's standard course, it's par. It's regular.but then it isn't.The movement is all but done. You're wiped and getting ready to get back up. But then it hits you.Have you ever seen the ice-cream machines at McDonald's? It's a soft-serve-loving-fountain coming out of your ass.It doesn't end. The pressure in your bowels only increases as more and more chocolate playdough squeezes out.After a few minutes of straight stuffting, you clean up and stand. You are noticeably lighter. It has finally ended.
did you ever do it again
I don't understand you people
