My House Is Messy And People Are Coming Over Soon

[Red Spy]

i'm boned

[Ad Bot]

[Dragonslayer182]

Jack off and leave

[Meta_KnightX]

Soon, as in today?

If so or not if so, use all you can to CLEAN UP! Make sure every family member in the house is cleaning and play some music that everyone likes to make the process faster!

[Toxicology]

jack off and bust a nut in their eyes so they are temporarily blinded while you clean your house

[Dante77]

party in your backyard

or get everyone drunk so they don't notice/care

[Red Spy]

Make sure every family member in the house is cleaning and play some music that everyone likes to make the process faster!

They're coming over to eat stuff, not clean stuff

Time to see how much I can clean
#prayforred

[Meta_KnightX]

They're coming over to eat stuff, not clean stuff

Time to see how much I can clean
#prayforred

Oh, it's your house and your family members are coming over..

So... Turn on some music you like, and ROCK OUT SOME CLEANING

[Renekar]

invite them to a jerk off session

[Electrk.]

infest your house with rats and roosterroaches so you can hire an exterminator so you can have an excuse to cancel your plans to have people come over

[crazy54311]

Find a bunch of mosquitoes from a third world country or around your neighborhood or somelovingwhere and get bit by all of them until you get malaria or something so you can go to the hospital resulting in people to come there and not go to your house.

make sure to toss your key into a bush or somewhere so they won't be able to enter your housecomma key broken comma send help  as well as make loving sure that they can't even see a tiny glimpse of your house.

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

if you burn down your house you dont have to clean it AND people cant come over anymore

[Captcha Catcher]

Sweep up all the dirtiness to places where you can
(A) Limit them from visiting
(B) Things out of sight
(C) hide them in the garage

[Gatysh]

die