Poll

shower

yes
31 (43.7%)
no
4 (5.6%)
i was gonna post the navy seal copypasta here but it didn't let me
31 (43.7%)
^if you vote for this one you need to calm down ^
5 (7%)

Total Members Voted: 71

Author Topic: clownfish hasn't showered in a week  (Read 1795 times)

god, i feel gross if i dont bathe for like a day how do you last a week
i bet your bed, chair and everything else you've touched this week smell loving terrible
actually it doesn't smell that bad
given, I'm used to it, but people I've been around can't even notice
I asked don't worry


That's a great conversation starter btw
I'm very open with my friends ok

i like how no one picked 'no'

I'm very open with my friends ok
Oh really? How open? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

actually it doesn't smell that bad
given, I'm used to it, but people I've been around can't even notice
I asked don't worry
Dont loving lie ya cheeky bastard

You loving know that everything you've been sitting on, grabbing, licking, etc smells like dogstuff and everyone is just trying to make you feel better by not saying so now take that DAMN SHOWER RIGHT THE forget NOW BEFORE I BEAT YOU WITH THE loving SWITCH!

people I've been around can't even notice

people notice, they just don't wanna be the guy to tell you that you smell like stuff

take a shower

Oh really? How open? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I know my best friend's richard size

hahahah she doesn't have a richard lmao
people notice, they just don't wanna be the guy to tell you that you smell like stuff

take a shower
Dont loving lie ya cheeky bastard

You loving know that everything you've been sitting on, grabbing, licking, etc smells like dogstuff and everyone is just trying to make you feel better by not saying so now take that DAMN SHOWER RIGHT THE forget NOW BEFORE I BEAT YOU WITH THE loving SWITCH!
brb sweating into a can and mailing it to you guys



I know my best friend's richard size

hahahah she doesn't have a richard lmao
Get your second best friends richard size or (ง⚆益⚆)ง

brb sweating into a can and mailing it to you guys
masturbate to the tune of a heavy metal song and with two hands for an hour to sweat faster.

my address is 012 forget you Blvd

I know my best friend's richard size
I'm guessing you measured it after he forgeted you with it

hahahah she doesn't have a richard lmao
I'm guessing you measured it after he forgeted you with it
haha gotem