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[NumberOneTuxedo]

You are within a room. You see a VENT and a DOOR. What do you want to do?


DEATH COUNT: 0

[Ad Bot]

[Captcha Catcher]

grate richard with vent and then go outside door, repeat if died

[NumberOneTuxedo]

You saw off your richard with the VENT. You then go outside the DOOR.
You are now within a strange room. You see a KNIFE and two DOORS.


STATUS: Negative, Slightly bleeding

[Captcha Catcher]

patch up urethera with something you find that can patch it up

[gebenuwell]

pick up knife and attempt to open door

[NumberOneTuxedo]

You suddenly find some PAPER to put on it, and you do so.
You pick up the KNIFE and saw the locked door down.
You are now in a strange room with just a single DOOR from the previous room and a VENT.


STATUS: Negative, Minimalized bleeding

[Captcha Catcher]

run into the room and stab any enemies, dodge any attacks

[NumberOneTuxedo]

You instantly jump into the VENT. It leads to another room with 2 GOBLINS.
You slice up both of them and get 2 GOBLIN CORPSES. Anyways, the room otherwise contains
3 DOORS.


STATUS: Negative, Minimalized bleeding

[tber123]

Kick all three doors down

[gebenuwell]

loot goblins

[Tornado Kirby]

eat goblin corpses. slice up doors. eat wood from doors. eat knife

[Clownfish]

eat loot

[NumberOneTuxedo]

You kick all three DOORS down. You see passageways in each one, but you're not sure where they lead.
You loot the GOBLIN CORPSES and get a SWORD, a BOW, a QUIVER, and 25 ARROWS. You try to eat everything you have and the DOORS, but you feel like it's a bad idea to do it.


STATUS: Negative, Minimalized bleeding

[Tornado Kirby]

eat every arrow one by one

[Clownfish]

eat sword and quiver sandwich style