Start,

You go to McDonald's and order 19285884928482842949204958298
58575752 Cheezburgers
A worker comes and assaults you:

You little bitch of stuff, talk serious or I am gonna kill you
How will you react?
A) Nothing
B) Assualt
C) Tell manager
D) Bitchslap
E) Fight
Making your own options will not get you anywhere, so don't do it.