Once i posted a pic of badspots tattoo. It was a smurf smoking a joint. On his bare ass.
He banned me to hide his shame.
So i marched over to his office.
Kicked in his door.
Slapped that ladies magazine out of his hands.
Said "hey sugar tits, listen up!"
I told him what he needed to do.
And to give me about 10% less attitude about it.
He said "yes master" and unbanned me.
With a tear in his eye, he leaned in for a kiss.
I leaned in, cept pulled back last moment.
"Peace bitchcakes" and moonwalked out of the room.
Ans thats the story of how i kinda almost was banned.