almost killed myself (not really i almost took my head off)

[Waru]

HOH that title sounds really edgy

you know how you can crack your skull by twisting your head? yeah. I did that, and something snapped out of line on my right side and when i turned back it snapped back in. i almost died. forget.

discuss cracking bones

[Ad Bot]

[Jshotgun]

i almost stuck a needle in my eye
twice, not once

[Sp0nge80b]

My cat clawed me near my eye twice

[Juliun03]

discuss cracking bones not needles and cats lmao 

[Jshotgun]

i went to a playground when i was 11 and these kids were throwing rocks at a wasp nest and i was terrified of bees and wasps
one flew toward me so i made a b-line away from it but i rammed my nose into the monkey bars
ALMOST broke it

[Daswiruch]

i almost broke my brother's neck while we were fighting like 2 years ago

[Lego lad]

Well this one time I tried to open an apple juice bottle and the friction kinda irritated my hand but not much

[SteveJenkins]

I fell off one of these onto my back

was not fun.

[Electrk.]

I fell off one of these onto my back

was not fun.

I did that too

i almost stuck a needle in my eye
twice, not once

did you lie

[Sp0nge80b]

I fell off a swingset while airborne
And it was high
It was NOT fun

[kahnuu]

when i was 7 years old i was carving a pumpkin with a screwdriver for halloween. mom came into the room and called me an idiot and told me to use a knife. i listened to mama dear and the knife slipped and i stabbed myself. i still have the scar


why mom

[Maxx°]

when i was 7 years old i was carving a pumpkin with a screwdriver for halloween. mom came into the room and called me an idiot and told me to use a knife. i listened to mama dear and the knife slipped and i stabbed myself. i still have the scar


why mom

your mother called you an idiot when you were 7 and she gave you a loving knife?
lol

[TableSalt]

one time I stubbed my toe

[Sp0nge80b]

one time I stubbed my toe

uh

[TableSalt]

uh

what