ＲＯＯＴＹ ＳＨＯＯＴＹ: 𝐙𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐈𝐄𝐒 [we return and hopefully on a stable schedule]

[cromartini]

Name: Chad
Chad was an ex-military commando. After getting an dishonorable discharge for giving the VIP to the enemy, then going to the enemy base with a tracking device he put in the VIP, and blowing up the base (With the VIP still inside), he became an mercenary. He also "Worked" in the place that caused the apocalypse.
He is unserious, all the time. Likes making terrible jokes and puns.
Items:
200 Dollars
"One of a kind" shotgun
Camo jacket, camo pants, and camo biker helmet.

[Ad Bot]

[BreadFish]

In a previous life he was known as Axton, The commando

[plad101]

Asher V3

[cromartini]

In a previous life he was known as Axton, The commando

Indeed.

[Cybertails1998]

>GG: Get startled by the sound of gunfire, take and blaze the smokes he'd offered and then finally introduce self to the alien ass looking ass

>Rest of gang: forget THE AUDIO LOG DOES THE MICROWAVE WORK WE GOTTA COOK

[TheKid]

camo biker helmet

this stuff gonna get me forgeted up

[cromartini]

this stuff gonna get me forgeted up

[kidplasma]

>Rusty: Stand behind Cecil, but watch his back, and be ready for the demon to jump on one of you.

[RACCOONNEER1214]

rooty poopy

[Dragonslayer182]

camo biker helmet.

forget did I seriously start a whole brigade of helmeted dudes?

[Copy Kirby]

rooty poopy

forget off.
Ot: >Copy: listen to audio log

[Legoboss]

rooty poopy

you really got me there

[cromartini]

forget did I seriously start a whole brigade of helmeted dudes?

yes

[Legoboss]

Sara: Huh. Nothing but pie charts and glue editorials.
Ben: And I am not finding anything of use in this corpse.


Copy: I am going to play the audio log.
[START TRANSMISSION]
First Voice: Dude, your pet dog is making me nervous.
Second Voice: Come on, man. He's just old.
First Voice: 25 YEARS.
First Voice: HE SHOULDN'T BE ALIVE.
Second Voice: Why are you being such a richard? He's always been by my side.
First Voice: Look; pet him.
Second Voice: ...
Second Voice: I don't want to do that.
First Voice: Oh? GEE I WONDER WHY.
First Voice: Maybe, just, just maybe do you think it's the spikes growing on his spine?
First Voice: OR IS IT THAT YOUR DOG IS HOVERING 3 FEET ABOVE THE GROUND.
???: DO NOT ANGER SNUFFLES
Second and First Voice: What the forget?!
???: SNUFFLES. ANGRY



[END TRANSMISSION]


Copy: Hm...


JJ: OH stuff.


VS: Behold.
JJ: THE BEAN BURGER.
JJ: A BURGER.
JJ: WITH BEANS.

+ Bacon Flavored Bean Burger [Heals 5 Points]


King C: We should probably give it to Tyreese.
JJ: ...
VS: ......


GG: I'll take these.


Xexal: I'm gonna ask again. Who are you?


GG: Dawg... that's a big question.
GG: I.. am Glistening G.


Xexal: *Cough* *cough*


GG: So...
GG: Sup with you, purple guy?


Asher: SHOOT IT GET IT THE forget OFF.
Cecil: AAGH I DON'T WANT TO SHOOT YOU.


Asher: forgetIn, FINE


Asher: Good lord that hurt.
Daniel: OW stuff
Asher: TAKE THE SHOT OLD MAN
Cecil: I DON'T WANT TO SHOOT HIM EITHER


Archibald: Ok, let's see what's going on down here.


Archibald: Oh hey. New guy. Nice, er.
Archibald: Corpse.
Sydney: Ehm..


Archibald: Hey, what?


Bruce: I didn't press anything.
Marco: Weird.
Dann: THE ELEVATOR FINALLY GOT HERE. MOVE.
Chad: GO GO GO GO


Marco: Who in the hell?
Chad: NO TIME TO EXPLAIN GET THIS ELEVATOR OUT OF HERE


Dann: COME ON FASTER FASTER
Chad: I CAN'T CONTROL THE ELEVATOR ASSCRACK




Archibald: Hey! You aren't Bruce or Marco.


Archibald: Oh, wait.
Archibald: You are.
Archibald: More new people.

[Remurr]

>Sara: Try putting in a bunch of dumb passwords on the computer and hope for the best because you're out of ideas