Greetings, fellows. In, by your view, a years time, I shall travel back to this era to warn you all about the dangers and battles of 2016 and how to prevent them from happening.
Yes, I am entrusting this dangerous information to people who play on an online lego game.
Do not question any of these instructions. No answers will be given, as that would disrupt the time continuum.
You all must:
- Prevent an arson attack in the month of April to the Eiffel Tower
- Discover the secret serum for Coca Cola
- Exploit international territorial rights to obtain ownership of Antarctica
- Cause the endangerment of the Bald Eagle in the USA by August
- Infiltrate an international counterfeiting group based in Ireland
- Intercept the torch carrier of the 2016 Summer Olympics
- Prevent the ball from dropping on December 31st 2016
If all of these are done then nothing will end on 2016. Farewell.
