Steve. Steve wants to accomplish one thing in life; what is it?
First person chooses something sensible Steve wants to accomplish in life. The first role is to determine if Steve even gets up out of bed in the morning. You then choose things for Steve to do, hoping that luck will be in his favor, until he accomplishes his goal.
First person, choose Steve's life goal. (No gross stuff please, sweet Jesus.)
(fyi this game can get insane, don't hold back.)