Author Topic: Post your triggers. (TRIGGER WARNING!)  (Read 3386 times)


Clapping can cause "anxiety" towards people. So instead of clapping you now have to snap your fingers.
I can't snap

The term "applause" is now "snapplause"

I can't make this up.

my trigger is unpainted walls

Snapping is triggering to people who can't snap

I think I'm actually triggered at people being triggered

is that possible

My ptsd gave me a heart attack just now


Bees trigger my 1v1 mode

Wasps trigger my panic mode

Banging my head on something triggers me punching a hole in it mode

thats my triggers


DON'T MAKE ME PULL THE TRIGGER KID

the monday's my trigger
nobody made this joke right I didn't check

I was at a New Year's Eve party the other night with a group of guys I met recently online. This is in Seattle which is one of the SJW capitals of the world and nearly every woman (I'm assuming fight me) there had dyed hair in a shade of blue or pink. Someone had a PTSD service dog, clearly labeled on their bright red harness, in the form of a pug with a tongue that hung outside of his mouth 4 or 5 inches. As the group conversation steered in the normal direction of, "forget the Seattle PD, except for that time they were personally helpful to me when I was assaulted in a parking lot with a tire iron," the PTSDog approached the kitty litter and one of the blue haired woman said to the dog, "Hey! No please get away from the litter!" The woman then turned towards the group and addressed us by saying, "I mean, I don't want to reenforce any stereotypes here but I think he was trying to eat cat poop, but I'm not judging or anything!" I countered with the notion that the dog was attracted to the stuff because that's where all the flavor is, but they remained unconvinced. At this point I strongly reconsidered what I was doing at this party and had my girlfriend come pick me up.

This is in Seattle which is one of the SJW capitals of the world
Now I know where not to go

i hate ghirardelli chocolates they're mediocire to terrible 100% of the time

i don't even like chocolate that much in general but are you kidding me

triggers me so hard i go BANG and vomit on the wall

my trigger is when I don't have $10,000 given to me every week on tuesdays