Australian Immigration Minister "Accidentally" Texts His IQ of 25
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Bear_Tracks

January 03, 2016, 06:55:25 PM
http://www.theshovel.com.au/2016/01/04/peter-dutton-accidentally-texts-iq-to-journalist/

>Immigration Minister Peter Dutton has accidentally sent the number 25 to a journalist. He had intended to send it to himself for safekeeping.

>Mr Dutton said he often forgot his IQ, and wanted to have it at hand to quote in cabinet and departmental meetings. “I always get the five and the two mixed up. So sometimes I think it’s 52!” he laughed.

top kek

Which brings me to my main question: what is your IQ? My IQ is a triple digit

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Clownfish

January 03, 2016, 06:55:59 PM
Quote from: Bear_Tracks on January 03, 2016, 06:55:25 PM
Which brings me to my main question: what is your IQ?
hey buddy can you not do that
answer: higher than yours

Squideey

January 03, 2016, 06:57:13 PM
IQ measures how much of an egotist you are

MoltenKitten

January 03, 2016, 06:57:43 PM
Quote from: Squideey on January 03, 2016, 06:57:13 PM
IQ measures how much of an egotist you are
Then how come my IQ test said 12?

John Freeman

January 03, 2016, 06:58:07 PM
You do realize the site literally calls itself
"The Shovel - Australia's satire news website"

Bear_Tracks

January 03, 2016, 06:59:19 PM
Quote from: John Freeman on January 03, 2016, 06:58:07 PM
You do realize the site literally calls itself
"The Shovel - Australia's satire news website"

I get all my news from this site, it cant be.

Clownfish

January 03, 2016, 06:59:32 PM
Quote from: John Freeman on January 03, 2016, 06:58:07 PM
You do realize the site literally calls itself
"The Shovel - Australia's satire news website"
I just checked the site
I think caribou just "accidentally" posted his iq of 25
Quote from: Bear_Tracks on January 03, 2016, 06:59:19 PM
I get all my news from this site, it cant be.
wow nice damage control attempt

MoltenKitten

January 03, 2016, 07:00:30 PM
Quote from: Bear_Tracks on January 03, 2016, 06:59:19 PM
I get all my news from this site, it cant be.
Guess we can discover your IQ now

Freek

January 03, 2016, 07:00:38 PM
pretty good topic

Eden

January 03, 2016, 07:10:09 PM
Quote from: Bear_Tracks on January 03, 2016, 06:59:19 PM
I get all my news from this site, it cant be.
This loving guy

Clownfish

January 03, 2016, 07:10:50 PM
"Dumb-Ass stuffposter "Accidentally" Posts His IQ of -5"
Quote from: Bear_Tracks on January 03, 2016, 06:55:25 PM
My IQ is a triple digit
yeah it's probably 000

sir dooble

January 03, 2016, 07:18:19 PM
Do they have onions in australia?

Bear_Tracks

January 03, 2016, 07:18:50 PM

McJob

January 03, 2016, 07:20:02 PM
SATIRE

Frankie²

January 03, 2016, 07:24:19 PM
Quote from: Bear_Tracks on January 03, 2016, 06:55:25 PM
Which brings me to my main question: what is your IQ? My IQ is a triple digit
i bet its 100 lol
Quote
“People who boast about their I.Q. are losers.”


― Stephen Hawking
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