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I'm gonna rock some tags, only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I'm, I'm, I'm hunting, looking for a come up, this is really awesome

Now walk into the club like "What up?! I got a hit song!"
I'm so pumped, I bought some clothes from the thrift shop
Ice on the fringe is so so frosty
The people like "Hey, the guy on the marquee!"
Rolling in super deep, headed to the mezzanine
Dressed in all pink except my gator shoes, those are green
Draped in a leopard mink, girl standing next to me
Probably should've washed this, smells like my baseball cleats
(Ewwwwww) But hey, it was 99 cents!
Bag it, poppin' it, washin' it, 'bout to go and get some compliments
Passing up on those moccasins someone else has been walking in
Bummy and grungy, wear it man, I am stunting and flossing and
Saving my money and I'm super happy, that's a bargain, yeah
I'ma take your grandpa's style, I'ma take your grandpa's style
No for real, ask your grandpa, "Can I have his hand-me-downs?" (Thank you!)
Velour jumpsuit and some house slippers
Chocolate brown leather jacket that I found digging
They had a broken keyboard, I bought a broken keyboard
I bought a old blanket, then I bought a knee board
Hello, hello, my ace man, my fellow
John Wayne ain't got nothing on my fringe game, oh no
I could take some Pro Wings, make them cool, sell those
The sneaker heads would be like "Ah, he got the Velcros"

I'm gonna rock some tags, only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I'm, I'm, I'm hunting, looking for a come up, this is really awesome 2x

What you know about rocking a wolf on your noggin?
What you knowing about wearing a fur fox skin?
I'm digging, I'm digging, I'm searching right through that luggage
One man's trash, that's another man's come up
Thank your granddad for donating that plaid button-
Up shirt, cause right now, I'm up in here stuntin'
I'm at the Goodwill, you can find me in the bins
I'm not, I'm not stuck on searchin' in that section (Mens)
Your grammy, your aunty, your momma, your mammy
I'll take those flannel zebra jammies
Second hand and I'll rock that like it's awesome
The built-in onesie with the socks on that really awesome
I hit the party and they stop because I'm really awesome
They be like "Oh that Gucci, that's really tight"
I'm like "Yo, that's fifty dollars for a t-shirt"
Limited edition, let's do some simple addition
Fifty dollars for a t-shirt, that's just silly overpriced
I call that getting swindled and tricked, yeah
I call that getting tricked by business
That shirt's really dough
And having the same one as six other people in this club is a major don't
Peep game, come take a look through my telescope
Trying to get girls from a brand?
Man you really won't, man you really won't

I'm gonna rock some tags, only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I'm, I'm, I'm hunting, looking for a come up, this is really awesome

I wear your granddad's clothes, I look incredible
I'm in this real big coat from that thrift shop down the road 2x
I'm gonna rock some tags, only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I'm, I'm, I'm hunting, looking for a come up, this is really awesome 2x



Read more: Kidz Bop Kids - Thrift Shop Lyrics | MetroLyrics


Make poop
Everybody in the club wanna
Make poop
Everybody in their car wanna
Make poop
Everybody going on a date
Make poop
Everybody running late
Just make poop

When you're dodging traffic cause you gotta take a dump
No matter how good you drive you'll always hit a bump
But you will get home now sooner or later
But cross your fingers that you have toilet paper

If you gotta stuff and you're stuck in traffic
Your palms will sweat and your ass will twitch
Ain't that a bitch?
If it starts to come out, just give your cheeks a pinch
Pinchy-pinchy-pinchy-pinchy-pinch-poop-poop

Have you ever had to take a stuff at a zoo?
Maybe at school?
Maybe in a pool?
Sometimes I have to take a stuff in the drive through
Ooh!

Make poop
This song goes out to the truckers
Man I feel bad for all you motherforgeters!

Make poop
The people who like jumping out a plane
Make poop
The people who get stuck in the rain
Make poop
It doesn't matter if you're rich or poor
Make poop
Everybody just need to make poop

All the girlies do it like Britney Spears
Pushing out a nutty-butty, face full of tears
Mr.T has problems with his colon
Cause every time he stuffs it looks like Gary Coleman

Whenever you go and take a crap, do you ever turn around and take a look back?
Do you stuff before you pee?
Sometimes I pee before I poop and when I poop I pee freely

If this song makes you feel weird,
Make poop
Who cares about the other people
Just make poop
Everybody has a butt hole, make poop
If someone gets mad, tell them they make poop

That's it! I haven't heard enough people out there talking about making poop!
So what am I going to do?
Hahahahahahaha
Make poop again!

Make poop
The people who like smelling their own fart
Make poop
The people who think stuffting is an art
Make poop
The people who like riding on a bike
Make poop
stuffting is a part of life
Just make poop

When you're at a party and you see somebody hot
They walk your way but your stomach does a knot
They grab your hand for you to dance
When you get to the floor, you stuff your pants
And it runs down your leg and into your shoe
The music stops cuz it smells like poop
Whatcha gonna do?
You run to the bathroom with your dingle-berry stew
Sweaty slimey sticky smelly
forget forget forget
You run to the back and the bathroom's locked
Your body gets hotter cause your ass won't shut
Remember when you're out of toilet paper use a sock
Ooh!

I'm Mr.Safety, but my real name is Cory
Believe it or not I make poop every morning

Make poop
The people in the USA
Make poop
The people who live in the UK
Make poop
The people in the country of Europe
Make poop
Everybody in the world
Just make poop

All the Asian people do it like Bruce Lee
stuffting out a milky way running up a tree
African people do it with a beat
One time I almost stuff myself riding in my Jeep
'Cause I'm just a stupid white boy
I think it's funny when people get annoyed
Whaaa!

Does this song make you sick?
I'll pull down my pants so you can suck my wiener

People with a shallow mind aren't worth pleasing
Cause everything I do it's always done for a reason
And it's never the season for disbelieving
So be open with yourself because that's who you must believe in

Make poop
Make poop

Make poop
Everybody in the club wanna
Make poop
Everybody in their car wanna
Make poop
Everybody going on a date
Make poop
Everybody running late
Just make poop

When you're dodging traffic cause you gotta take a dump
No matter how good you drive you'll always hit a bump
But you will get home now sooner or later
But cross your fingers that you have toilet paper

If you gotta stuff and you're stuck in traffic
Your palms will sweat and your ass will twitch
Ain't that a bitch?
If it starts to come out, just give your cheeks a pinch
Pinchy-pinchy-pinchy-pinchy-pinch-poop-poop

Have you ever had to take a stuff at a zoo?
Maybe at school?
Maybe in a pool?
Sometimes I have to take a stuff in the drive through
Ooh!

Make poop
This song goes out to the truckers
Man I feel bad for all you motherforgeters!

Make poop
The people who like jumping out a plane
Make poop
The people who get stuck in the rain
Make poop
It doesn't matter if you're rich or poor
Make poop
Everybody just need to make poop

All the girlies do it like Britney Spears
Pushing out a nutty-butty, face full of tears
Mr.T has problems with his colon
Cause every time he stuffs it looks like Gary Coleman

Whenever you go and take a crap, do you ever turn around and take a look back?
Do you stuff before you pee?
Sometimes I pee before I poop and when I poop I pee freely

If this song makes you feel weird,
Make poop
Who cares about the other people
Just make poop
Everybody has a butt hole, make poop
If someone gets mad, tell them they make poop

That's it! I haven't heard enough people out there talking about making poop!
So what am I going to do?
Hahahahahahaha
Make poop again!

Make poop
The people who like smelling their own fart
Make poop
The people who think stuffting is an art
Make poop
The people who like riding on a bike
Make poop
stuffting is a part of life
Just make poop

When you're at a party and you see somebody hot
They walk your way but your stomach does a knot
They grab your hand for you to dance
When you get to the floor, you stuff your pants
And it runs down your leg and into your shoe
The music stops cuz it smells like poop
Whatcha gonna do?
You run to the bathroom with your dingle-berry stew
Sweaty slimey sticky smelly
forget forget forget
You run to the back and the bathroom's locked
Your body gets hotter cause your ass won't shut
Remember when you're out of toilet paper use a sock
Ooh!

I'm Mr.Safety, but my real name is Cory
Believe it or not I make poop every morning

Make poop
The people in the USA
Make poop
The people who live in the UK
Make poop
The people in the country of Europe
Make poop
Everybody in the world
Just make poop

All the Asian people do it like Bruce Lee
stuffting out a milky way running up a tree
African people do it with a beat
One time I almost stuff myself riding in my Jeep
'Cause I'm just a stupid white boy
I think it's funny when people get annoyed
Whaaa!

Does this song make you sick?
I'll pull down my pants so you can suck my wiener

People with a shallow mind aren't worth pleasing
Cause everything I do it's always done for a reason
And it's never the season for disbelieving
So be open with yourself because that's who you must believe in

Make poop
Make poop
i lol'd hard


yabai  tomarenai  tomaranai
hiru ni yoru ni asa ni  Singing So Loud
suki na koto stufferu dake da yo  Girls Go Maniac
anna MERODI  konna RIRIKKU
sagastuffe ikitai n da  motto motto
minna issho ni ne  Chance  Chance  negai wo   
Jump Jump  kakagete
Fun Fun  omoi wo  Shout Shout  tsutaeyou
MISUttara RIHAtte koto ni stuffe, mokkai!

Crap, I can't stop, won't stop
Morning, noon and night I'm singing so loud
We only know the things we like, us Girls Go Maniac
That kind of melody, these kinds of lyrics
We wanna search for 'em more and more
Everyone, together, take a chance chance, your wishes,
Jump jump, raise 'em up, have some
Fun fun, your feelings, shout shout 'em out, express 'em
If you mess up, rehearse it and do it one more time!

daremo motteru HAATO tte iu na no shou'uchuu
GYUTto tsumatte iru yo  kidoairaku ya ai
SHUN tte nattari  WAKUWAKU stuffari Busy
KAOSU mansai na hibi  uta ni shichaou
buchimakeacchaou

Everyone has a tiny world in them called "the heart"
Packed tightly with emotions and love
Busy feeling down, getting excited
I'll sing about these days loaded with chaos
I'll let it all out

jugyouchuu mo muishiki ni  kenkyuu suru Musicianship
EA de O.K.  fun'iki daiji  fui ni kizamu RIZUMU
tsuujiacchau BIITO MAINDO  jiyuu ni ENJOI
tanoshinda mon ga kachi

Even in class I'm unconsciously studying musicianship
Air guitar is OK, the feeling's what important, suddenly break out a rhythm
I freely enjoy jamming out the beat in my mind
Fun things are my victory!

gomen  yuzurenai  yuzuranai
tate  yoko  naname  Swinging Around
suki na oto dastufferu dake da yo  Girls Go Maniac
anna GURUUVU  konna RIBAAVU
tamestuffe ikitai n da  zutto zutto
iki awasete ne  Chase Chase  astuffa wo
Break Break  yumemite
Faith Faith  tsuyoki de  Shake Shake  moriagarou
abitara wasurerannaissho, kassai!

Sorry, I can't give in, won't give in
Swinging around vertically, horizontally, diagonally
We only put out the sounds we like, so us girls go maniac
That kind of groove, this kind of reverb
We wanna try 'em always, always
With joint breaths, chase chasing tomorrow
Break break, dream of it
Have some faith faith, swell up and shake shake with pride
If we're showered in praise, we'll never forget it!

honto genjitsu wa majiki nari  shousetsu yori
BOOTto ikura stuffetemo ne  butsukaru deai
KYUN tte nattari  GUTto kitari stuffe Funny
nani kore tte unmei? ja oborechaou
meippai tannou shichaou

In reality, truth is stranger than fiction
Though I space out, we run into each other and meet
Its funny how my heart throbs and races
What is this, fate? Then, let's indulge in it
Let's enjoy it as much as we can!

shikenmae mo tsuujoudoori  hikisakenai Friendship
yakusoku stuffenai no ni  tsui atsumaru houkago
dokodatte  MENBAA sorotta basho  soku SUTEEJI
kikoeru yo ne?  KAUNTO

Even before a test, we can't break from our friendship, as usual
We get together after school without even planning to
No matter where we are, when all the members are together it's an instant stage
Can you hear it? The count off!

touzen  egao dashi  egao de ne
haru mo natsu mo aki mo  Stepping Out, Now
suki na hito to iru dake da yo  Girls Go Maniac
anna DORAMINGU  konna KATTINGU   
uketomete hoshii n da  douka douka 
me awasete ne  Tune Tune  KOKORO mo  Amuse Amuse  kasanete
Loose Loose  kiraku ni  Shoot Shoot  WAZA migakou
madamada ikeru hazu desho, jissai!

Naturally, cuz we're smiling, with a smile
Spring, summer, or fall, we're stepping out, now
Just cuz we're with the people we love, us girls go maniac
That drumming, this palm muting
I want you to get it, somehow, somehow
Look me in the eye and tune tune, your heart and add some amusement, amusement
Just let loose loose, and shoot shoot, to polish our techniques
We can still go on, right? Totally!

otonatachi wa iu kedo  suki na koto bakka shicha
DAME'n naru tte iu kedo  sou ka na?!  dou ka na?!
nee  suki na koto ni muchuu'n natteru shunkan tte sa
ikiteru tte kanji dashi... shiawase dashi... dakara ii ya.
tsu-ka DAME'n naru wake nai.

All the adults say it, all the things we love
They say are gonna lead us nowhere, but, really!? How??
But ya know, when I'm in the moment, absorbed with doing these things
I feel like I'm really living... I'm happy... so there.
Sooooo, there's no reason to say it won't do us any good!

yappashi  tomarenai  tomaranai
hiru ni yoru ni asa ni  Singing So Loud
suki na koto stufferu dake da yo  Girls Go Maniac
anna MERODI  konna RIRIKKU
sagastuffe ikitai n da  motto motto
minna issho ni ne  Chance  Chance  negai wo
Jump Jump  kakagete
Fun Fun  omoi wo  Shout Shout  More
Chance  Chance  negai wo   
Jump Jump  kakagete
Fun Fun  omoi wo  Shout Shout  tsutaeyou
kimochi ii kara  Yeah  ANKOORU, mokkai!

So yeah, I can't stop, won't stop
Morning, noon and night I'm singing so loud
We only know the things we like, us girls go maniac
That kind of melody, these kinds of lyrics
We wanna search for 'em more and more
Everyone, together, take a chance chance, your wishes,
Jump jump, raise 'em up, have some
Fun fun, your feelings, shout shout 'em out some more
Take a chance chance, your wishes,
Jump jump, raise 'em up, have some
Fun fun, your feelings, shout shout 'em out, express 'em
We're feeling good so, Yeah, encore! One more time!

Oh My God! No No music, No smile
Oh My God! No No friends, No life
All Right!  No No No stop  going our way
We have a fabulous BODY, SOUL & LOVE

Oh My God! No No music, No smile
Oh My God! No No friends, No life
All Right! No No No don't stop going our way
We have fabulous BODIES, SOULS & LOVE

No No music, No smile
Oh My God! No No friends, No life
All Right!  No No No stop  going our way
We have a fabulous BODY, SOUL & LOVE

No No music, No smile
Oh My God! No No friends, No life
All Right! No No No don't stop going our way
We have fabulous BODIES, SOULS & LOVE

No No music, No smile
Oh My God! No No friends, No life
All Right!  No No No stop  going our way
We have a fabulous BODY, SOUL & LOVE

No No music, No smile
Oh My God! No No friends, No life
All Right! No No No don't stop going our way
We have fabulous BODIES, SOULS & LOVE

No No music, No smile
Oh My God! No No friends, No life
All Right!  No No No stop  going our way
We have a fabulous BODY, SOUL & LOVE

No No music, No smile
Oh My God! No No friends, No life
All Right! No No No don't stop going our way
We have fabulous BODIES, SOULS & LOVE


okay the joke is old now
i will now sing the sad song of silence



but i apologized
because that instantly redeems you and all is forgiven

but i apologized
That doesn't mean anything, you haven't shown that you have changed.

That doesn't mean anything, you haven't shown that you have changed.

well lets just not worry about this k m8

well lets just not worry about this k m8
what are you even saying