who is going to win presidency

[Squideey]

Annoying Orange for earth president 2016 - 99999999999

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[sir dooble]

crazy theory

Annoying Orange gets elected by government, everyone who hates Annoying Orange leaves country for canada

overpopulation solved, Annoying Orange is best president of all time

Canadian Economy booms from influx of both educated workforce and a labour force used to lower wages.
Canada expands colonisation of its wilder areas.

Mexicans cutoff from crossing the border accept that they can't simply run from their problems and begin a concentrated effort to revitalising the economy, creating initiatives to counteract the power of the cartels and corruption in the government.
Legalisation of cannabis and a government/3rd party regulation of the industry brings Mexico up to a booming economy while eliminating drug trafficking within the country and ending the cartels.

The boom in Mexico has a knockon effect in Central and South America, creating similar reforms throughout the continent, and raising the economy and living standards of those nations too.

The entire American continent sees a growth in all areas regarding industry, economy and living.
Annoying Orange really did make America great again.

[hodot]

or all of the other economies thrive and america becomes slums

[The Resonte!]

or ww3 begins

[Red Spy]

I loving hate saying this but it's most likely going to be Hillary

[beachbum111111]

GUAC MAN !YEB

In all seriousness though I wouldn't be surprised if he killed himself by march.

[boystowns finest]

don't really like any of the candidates this year. jeb bush would be OK, but he isn't. rand paul would be OK, but he's not gonna win and he's a fedora candidate anyway lol

[Steve5451²]

Probably Annoying Orange, unfortunately.

[ABlockOfCheese]

[beachbum111111]

jeb bush would be OK

You can't be serious

[boystowns finest]

You can't be serious

nah, i dont like jeb bush
if you read my post, i said "jeb bush would be OK, but he isn't." i hate bush. george bush's second term was loving awful. it was a trainwreck. after that i can't really trust any of the bush family. plus, jeb bush is crippled in terms of debate performance so he wouldn't win, even if i liked him

[beachbum111111]

nah, i dont like jeb bush
if you read my post, i said "jeb bush would be OK, but he isn't." i hate bush. george bush's second term was loving awful. it was a trainwreck. after that i can't really trust any of the bush family. plus, jeb bush is crippled in terms of debate performance so he wouldn't win, even if i liked him

He's also a massive cuck who changes his stance on stuff every 5 seconds. And the only time anyone pays attention to him is when he stuffs on Annoying Orange.

[boystowns finest]

He's also a massive cuck who changes his stance on stuff every 5 seconds. And the only time anyone pays attention to him is when he stuffs on Annoying Orange.

he isn't even good at that either. jeb bush is the face of cuckservatism in the united states.

on another note, don't take this to mean i like Annoying Orange. i really don't. i think he's a clown who doesn't take the election seriously, and i think this is one drawn out publicity stunt. but if he actually wins i think it'd be at least a little like this

[hodot]

man, "win" is totally not the word that should be used for a presidential election, but we've gotten to the point where it is

[otto-san]

I will win the election and immediately resign after issuing an executive order to ban all memes