Project UKA: Ruling my own micronation.

[Maxwell.]

I am perfect for this job and no one can prove otherwise

you might be thinking that I am a libertarian authoritarian liberal conservative who only wants to see the world work together towards building a socialist utopia built purely upon ass, and you're right. but there are some issues that I find myself disagreeing with others on, and strangely enough 100% of the time when it's not my opinion it's wrong

so what if we took someone who is not wrong at all (me) and put him in charge of everything? like seriously why have we not thought of this, it's the most fool proof plan since Riddler declared war on poland in 1939 and it's bound to work

here are my policies:
- I do not believe guns exist. at all. they are just an objectified version of MLP:FiM created by texas

- forget you texas you are not allowed to exist either

- weed should not be smoked, but instead used for rope to choke those who don't like me

- no free speech at all. in fact forget it don't even talk at all, it only leads to social conversations and those lead to relationships which lead to heartbreak, and an unhappy society is one that does not work

- all education will cost nothing and the money for this is coming from printers

- removing "inflation". this has always annoyed me because who the forget cares if I print money, there is more and you can't do a thing about it motherforgeter

- remove inflation. forget helium balloons, we need that for assisting the Self Delete of those who don't agree with me

- removing birthdays. no one cares when you were born, in fact you probably even weren't and this is just a computer simulation

- china


you may have noticed I am using some words incorrectly here, that is because I am also redoing the entire english language all over again and no one can stop me

so vote me, make the entire world great again

The United Kingdoms of ASS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UewwWaNfYIU
Hello. I did not see you there. Welcome to my country, UKA! We are a small micronation located literally everywhere except china.

The roles.:

	Maxwell	-	true ass overlord
	Nonnel	-	vice ass overlord
	Jubel	-	does nothing
	Sir Dooble	-	does slightly more than nothing
	Hulk Hogan	-	better than the guy who does slightly more than nothing
	Steve Jenkins	-	love slaves love slave
	???	-	Man of Mystery
	Pie Crust	-	can
	Pefu69	-	weeaboo hacker
	Dreams_of_Cheese	-	capitalist man.
	boystowns finest	-	good enough
	Grunterdb1951	-	anime commissioner
	WaterOre	-	Border Patrol
	Night Fox	-	gay furry from the moon

Military
Navy

Kochieboy

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Fleet Admiral of the Ass Navy

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Kochieboy

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Captain of 1st Carrer Air Wing

Army

J.

-

Sargent of the Ass Armed Forces

-

King of Vagina

-

controls the vaginese armies of our nation

Airforce

Taciturn

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Marshal of the Royal Ass Air Force

- No members

Special Forces/Surveillance

TristanLuigi

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Head of Ass Covert Corps

- Secret.............

Rivals:
China

government type:
everything

economy:
half of it

here are my LAWS:
- I do not believe guns exist. at all. they are just an objectified version of MLP:FiM created by texas

- forget you texas you are not allowed to exist either

- weed should not be smoked, but instead used for rope to choke those who don't like me

- no free speech at all. in fact forget it don't even talk at all, it only leads to social conversations and those lead to relationships which lead to heartbreak, and an unhappy society is one that does not work

- all education will cost nothing and the money for this is coming from printers

- removing "inflation". this has always annoyed me because who the forget cares if I print money, there is more and you can't do a thing about it motherforgeter

- remove inflation. forget helium balloons, we need that for assisting the Self Delete of those who don't agree with me

- removing birthdays. no one cares when you were born, in fact you probably even weren't and this is just a computer simulation

- china

10/01/2015 - anime was legalized

12/012015 - crime was illegalized


Decisions under current debate/work in progress:
sending habitual problem users to space

Executed/Deported:
E.
Rally
Bear_Tracks
Lord tony
being gay

[Ad Bot]

[Electrk.]

no

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

make scotland great again

[Blocky943]

make scotland not stuff

ftfy

[Foxscotch]

- weed should not be smoked, but instead used for rope to choke those who don't like me

can we... smoke the rope, afterwards?

[Maxwell.]

can we... smoke the rope, afterwards?

sure, hell even use it to make brown town beads and get your ass high during love

[Electrk.]

sure, hell even use it to make brown town beads and get your ass high during love

soak it in liquor first for extra fun times

[Rally]

- removing "inflation". this has always annoyed me because who the forget cares if I print money, there is more and you can't do a thing about it motherforgeter
- remove inflation. forget helium balloons, we need that for assisting the Self Delete of those who don't agree with me

But you're not gonna remove the special interest? What are you even doing man? Lost my vote.

[Trogtor]

vote for me and here's why


everyone gets a gun so if you got beef take it outside like old western style

ban canada no canadians

gun shooting will be an official sport

our currency will be shotgun shells

only sentence is death penalty with bullet to your head

no transmission gays or u get the punishment

[Electrk.]

maxwell wants to build his utopia upon pure ass. we all know that ass is unstable and not a reliable foundation for the long-term. do not believe his lies, do not vote for maxwell

[Maxwell.]

But you're not gonna remove the special interest? What are you even doing man? Lost my vote.

I thought long and hard about this until I later realised I was talking to a fat person and talking to fat people doesn't work, like they just absorb all the sound

maxwell wants to build his utopia upon pure ass. we all know that ass is unstable and not a reliable foundation for the long-term. do not believe his lies, do not vote for maxwell

I don't know about you but my ass goes above and beyond international standards

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

reasons to vote for me:

• All crimes are forgiven after a week
• Galactic currency is switched to gold doubloons
• Everyone gets one free pistol
• Duels are legal
• Human-Xeno relationships

[Epicduke]

vote for.me and you'll be voting for me

[Foxscotch]

we all know that ass is unstable and not a reliable foundation for the long-term.

I beg to differ, if you know what I mean

[Tetris]

make anime real