Project UKA: Ruling my own micronation.

[sir dooble]

I heard there is a governmental position newly available. I would like to apply.
My CV is full of nothing.

[Ad Bot]

[Maxwell.]

I heard there is a governmental position newly available. I would like to apply.
My CV is full of nothing.

sorry, doing nothing has just been filled but a role you can do is doing slightly more than nothing for $10.01 an hour

also, I have contracted every space agency on earth to build the rocket to send caribou into space.

[Theepicman]

sorry, doing nothing has just been filled but a role you can do is doing slightly more than nothing for $10.01 an hour

also, I have contracted every space agency on earth to build the rocket to send caribou into space.

Leave it to High King Charlie. He has already sent a satellite to space!!!

[Electrk.]

no

I just did though

[sir dooble]

sorry, doing nothing has just been filled but a role you can do is doing slightly more than nothing for $10.01 an hour

I may have to retrain on the job, but I can do slightly more than nothing.

[Maxwell.]

I may have to retrain on the job, but I can do slightly more than nothing.

excellent, you are hired

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

Can I join the Secret Service?

[Clownfish]

I am good at throwing stuff
please hire me as chief of feces

[Bear_Tracks]

I changed my mind. I'll work for you, Honorable Maxwell. I'll be the Chairman of your nation's Federal Reserve, how about that? I'm a Rhodes Scholar and I am CPR certified.

[Clownfish]

I changed my mind. I'll work for you, Honorable Maxwell. I'll be the Chairman of your nations Federal Reserve, how about that? I'm a Rhodes Scholar and I am CPR certified.

you can't really do much while you're suffocating in space

[Bear_Tracks]

you can't really do much while you're suffocating in space

I built my own spaceship to get back to the mainland

[Clownfish]

I built my own spaceship to get back to the mainland

with what?
your own feces?
probably not it's too dark

[gebenuwell]

maxwell is gay

[Maxwell.]

I am good at throwing stuff
please hire me as chief of feces

no. asian.

I changed my mind. I'll work for you, Honorable Maxwell. I'll be the Chairman of your nation's Federal Reserve, how about that? I'm a Rhodes Scholar and I am CPR certified.

no. space jew.

Gabenuwell has been executed.

I have decided to use this as our anthem:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UewwWaNfYIU

and our currency will be the & symbol

[Bear_Tracks]

no. asian.
no. space jew.

Gabenuwell has been executed.

This is a blatant human rights violation. As the founder of the United Nations, we will not tolerate profiling.