Project UKA: Ruling my own micronation.

[Epicduke]

illegalize maxwell

[Ad Bot]

[Maxwell.]

anime was legalized, now we must get on to the realer issue:

illegalizing crime

[Nonnel]

No. I like it

[Kochieboy]

Can I be the fleet admiral of the ass navy, with my ship known as the booty destroyer?

[Maxwell.]

Can I be the fleet admiral of the ass navy, with my ship known as the booty destroyer?

welcome aboard, me harty now you must recruit some seamen

[Bear_Tracks]

*Develops an atomic bomb*

*Sets the timer*

Honorable Maxwell, I am sorry that it had to come to this. Now resign or else...

[Kochieboy]

CALLING ALL SEAWORTHY MEN AND MEN

Do you dream of being apart of the elite UKA seamen?

Do you enjoy being surrounded by men on a ship for months and even years?

Then you can be apart of our growing navy. We will dominate the seas and vanquish the chinese buttpirates that rape our gracious seas.

Meet up at our local recruiting office and see if you are ready to meet the call of duty today!

[Clownfish]

can I be chief whipper of caribou
I know I live in china but we've got plenty of whips

[Bear_Tracks]

can I be chief whipper of caribou
I know I live in china but we've got plenty of whips

Atomic bomb > some flimsy cotton whip

[Maxwell.]

*Develops an atomic bomb*

*Sets the timer*

*it's a hologram*

[Clownfish]

*it's a hologram*

*it's actually a chicken*

[Akio-]

*executes nonnel*

[Bear_Tracks]

*executes nonnel*

How are we going to do this? Do we just throw the guy into a pool of rat poison or do we just do it the traditional way?

[Clownfish]

How are we going to do this? Do we just throw the guy into a pool of rat poison or do we just do it the traditional way?

*executes bear tracks*

[Akio-]

naruto is real