Project UKA: Ruling my own micronation.

[Maxwell.]

well, since you alaska'd so nicely I guess maybe

[Ad Bot]

[XR-7]

You have to shave your legs if you want Hawaii

[Nizza Deutchsen Man]

well, since you alaska'd so nicely I guess maybe

hold on

we need hawaii to build a huge naval base

like the entire island will be smashed up into cement to make a huge ocean platform

[XR-7]

hold on

we need hawaii to build a huge naval base

like the entire island will be smashed up into cement to make a huge ocean platform

1) You can't smash volcanoes into cement, especially since cement is mainly comprised of sedimentary rock.
2) You haven't shaved your legs yet.
3) So no

[Nizza Deutchsen Man]

1) You can't smash volcanoes into cement, especially since cement is mainly comprised of sedimentary rock.
2) You haven't shaved your legs yet.
3) So no

1. screw that, we'll find a way

2.


3. yes

[Maxwell.]

3. no

[Moppy]

2.

Bro, you need to shave your whole body.

[boystowns finest]

can i get a job? i like to toot horns

[Maxwell.]

can i get a job? i like to toot horns

don't toot your own horn

[boystowns finest]

don't toot your own horn

no, of course. i only toot horns that i have been given permission to toot

[XR-7]

Those responses are not acceptable

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

no, of course. i only toot horns that i have been given permission to toot

-monopolizes horns-
-increases price of horns by 5000000000000000000000% percent-

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

greetings from the sovereignty of xeon
we are preparing to crash the space fortress "national socialist" into the uka. if you do not hand over your women and child-women, you will be eliminated.
[muffled screaming in the background]

[Maxwell.]

that is illegal you can't do that sorry

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

that is illegal you can't do that sorry

foiled again