obligatory jack off
Then leave
instead of lying to your friends just say you don't wanna go?
then say there has been a change of plans and say you can't come
I cant just say that, I already said that I'd love to go.
I'll be asked to elaborate and I don't know what I could say without sounding like an obnoxious jerk.
You don't think I can somehow talk my way out without sounding like a douche?
yeah, like I said. stop lying to your friends