australian internet
forget Telstra.
You ever wonder why the forget Australia has an internet setup that the Africans smonday at? I can tell you the right loving truth with that. Companies like Telstra are doing everything in their goddam power to prevent change, because they're afraid that they might actually have to deliver a decent loving service for once. I'm sorry, Mister Big Corporate Man, that you like living a golden rooster and ball tower that resembles your own head, but it shouldn't be hard to at least
attempt operating a decent service.
Australia probably won't step their snake-powered potato-fried provisioning tools to IPv6 until two thouand and loving forty, by which time America will have Quantum Computer and the Australian economy will be a right stuffter. The NBN is a load of toss; the Government doesn't want to touch and none of the ISPs are going to help because it means they have to get off their fat arses and actually ensure quality control on their network lines. I also enjoy the fact that these forgetwits in suits have the loving AUDACITY to make ME pay for their own goddam equipment that they won't let me service or touch, yet try to subtly imply like I did anything to damage their poorly insulated lines and shaky isolator setup.
Get forgeted you fat richardheads.
australian currency
I SWEAR TO THE HEAVEN ABOVE. Australia's currency is basically a twisted reality of Titanic where the boat chose to sink. The fat cats in the stock exchange and the reserve bank have been shoving rooster so far down their own throats, they forgot to look at the computers which are rapidly spinning into a chaotic circle. When I have to pay FOUR loving TIMES the amount of an American for a forgetin' 20 piece LEGO set
NOT COUTING AUSTRALIA-loving-POST'S FUMBLING SERVICE GETTING THE RIGHT TO DESTROY MY PACKAGE ON TRANSIT, that's a goddam mistake that proves the death penalty should still be in effect, specifically for those who know how to do their job and chose to do it poorly.
I remember a time when our dollar was actually worth SOMETHING. Right now you might as well use the currency to build the supports for a sandcastle or use the coins to peg at bogans on a train, because they don't have any worth in any financial sense of the world. forget me senseless, because the currency is already trying.
oculus rift
What an utter load bollocks on ham. Couldn't be arsed to release an Oculus package without the overpriced controller and headset that are the WHOLE loving reason for the preorder being so expensive. What, did Microsoft fight Facebook for your soul and win? Was there a part of some odd contract that said you need to hop on Microsoft's rooster and plunge it so deep in your arse you no longer feel happiness and pleasure?
It's pretty clear Oculus' marketing department is run by one of those chimpanzees who knicks all the flees and then douses himself in stuff.
