Author Topic: Pie is going to the beach!  (Read 6408 times)

I never really go to the beach because I have to put on every 5-10 minutes because I have very fair skin. Interestingly enough, I never tan. It just becomes a red rash when I'm in the sun too long.
You need a high spf sunscreen, preferably spf 50 (at least spf 15), and one that protects from UVA and UVB.
If you properly apply that it will take 50 times longer for you to burn as it does without.

By rights you shouldn't need to reapply, provided it takes you 20-30 mins to burn, unless you go in the water (reapply even if using waterproof sunscreen)
Just remember to apply it to your thinnest and most exposed skin, such as the ears (and behind them), the face (with attention to the nose), the back and front of the neck, your shoulders, and feet if you have exposed feet.

I mean, do the whole body really, but don't forget those areas as they burn easiest and are often the most painful places to burn.
Also pay good attention to any moles. Check them afterwards for any signs of change. If there are any get them checked by a doctor ASAP. They could lead to skin cancer.

not to be a cunt but i always forget that there are a lot of people that have never been to a beach before. i've lived right next to the beach all my life so I forget that states like Nebraska and Kansas have no beaches anywhere around them
i live in california and i can get to the beach in under an hour. i have the same mentality lol.

In the midwest, we resort to beaches next to lakes. I think the closest tourist one would be Lake of the Ozarks but I've never been there.

I also live in the Midwest. The closest large beach that I can think of off the top of my head is far up north and made out of pebbles.



It's up against a cold, deep lake carved out by a glacier.



I've never been there, though. It's probably nicer than I'm making it out to be.




oooooooooh hot damn u guys don't know WHAT ur missing here in California

we got sun 24/7
we got torrential last week
did I mention sun?
we also have Asians here

There are sandy beaches, pebble beaches and even slate beaches all around me in Devon.
We even have sand dunes behind some of our beaches.

Wowe, the humidity is so high that my toothbrush is still wet from yesterday, lol. I live in a humid environment but this is new to me.

wow what an exciting day at the beach

The atlantic ocean is angry, lol. Some bigass waves for bodysurfing. Also, lots of hot bitches in both senses ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It also seems that the ocean hates the BLF. I wrote BLF about five times and they were all erased before I could take a photo.

Now go attempt to dig your whole body into the sand.

Do it further up the beach


The atlantic ocean is angry, lol. Some bigass waves for bodysurfing. Also, lots of hot bitches in both senses ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It also seems that the ocean hates the BLF. I wrote BLF about five times and they were all erased before I could take a photo.
dude I like beach I like making sandcastles

don't get eaten by a shark though

The sand is too coral-y to make a stable sand castle. :C

The sand is too coral-y to make a stable sand castle. :C
then make it more sandy!!!!!!!!!!!