Help me get past my grandfather

[Pastrey Crust]

So I told him I was going to the beach. I didn't tell him I was taking a red malbec with me. I downed the wine and I cannot walk straight no matter how much I try but his bed is right before mine. how to pass unnoticed?

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[Jubel]

walk on your tippy toes

[Jshotgun]

sleep on the couch

[startacker]

Is there another bed? Or a couch?

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

love

[MoltenKitten]

You're not drunk, if you were you wouldn't have been able to post this.

[hillkill]

just focus on walking. do not focus on anything else but keeping your balance. i've never been drunk, but i've been high to the point where its hard to keep balance.

[Squideey]

Tell your grandpa you liar

[Block Aloni]

sleep on the couch

[Jshotgun]

also the floors not that bad
ive slept on the floor at least 4,000 times
many by choice

[Legoboss]

You're not drunk, if you were you wouldn't have been able to post this.

Do you have any idea how alcohol works at all

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

You're not drunk, if you were you wouldn't have been able to post this.

inebriation isnt a binary state you forget

[hillkill]

so lets say he finds out youve been drinking, what'll happen?

[MoltenKitten]

Do you have any idea how alcohol works at all

As he describes it he can barely walk. If he can't walk how can he type perfectly grammatically correct sentences without some typos?

[Lego lad]

replace your grandfather with espio and all is well