Poll

There be many different flavors of judgement

Any Abrahamic Faith (Jesus, God, Moses, etc)
16 (13.1%)
Satan
11 (9%)
Paganism
1 (0.8%)
Wicca (Modern pagan)
1 (0.8%)
Solar Worship (Includes moon)
3 (2.5%)
Roman Mythology
1 (0.8%)
Greek Mythology
2 (1.6%)
Fire (GoT, anyone?)
1 (0.8%)
Gabe Newell
6 (4.9%)
Flying Spaghetti Monster
5 (4.1%)
Scientology
0 (0%)
Barbaric european and asian tribe's mythologies
0 (0%)
The Light
0 (0%)
Death
0 (0%)
love (ur mom)
6 (4.9%)
Blood
0 (0%)
Money
2 (1.6%)
The Universe
4 (3.3%)
Nature (loving hippies...)
0 (0%)
Black Holes
0 (0%)
Morgan Freeman (Just nonsense below this point)
5 (4.1%)
Gordan Freeman
2 (1.6%)
George Lopez
4 (3.3%)
Gabe Newell
6 (4.9%)
Arceus
1 (0.8%)
Queen Celestia (Includes Luna)
1 (0.8%)
Hindu gods or whatever
0 (0%)
Buddhism
0 (0%)
Pink Elephants (Spirit of Alcohol)
0 (0%)
Acorncake (Why)
9 (7.4%)
Badspot (Created us all in Rotondo's image.)
8 (6.6%)
Orca
3 (2.5%)
Draconic Pantheon (Tiamat, Bahamut, etc)
0 (0%)
The Outer Gods
7 (5.7%)
Flodos, Blessed Be Florbulon
6 (4.9%)
Other. (Please Elaborate)
11 (9%)

Total Members Voted: 122

Author Topic: Who would be your god, if you had to choose?  (Read 4430 times)

personally I pray to the lord acorncake every minute of every hour of every day
oh hang on a sec
"oh wonderful lord acorncake, please order a pepperoni pizza to my door immediately"
That's asking a lot, man. What do you do with all your other prayers?

Praise be to Flodos. Blessed be Florbulon.

Praise be to Flodos. Blessed be Florbulon.
Of course, how could I forget?

That's asking a lot, man. What do you do with all your other prayers?
it's the exact same prayer every time
acorn's only done it 3 times so far but I'm staying optimistic


where's papa john you loving

where's papa john you loving
but he's not a god
he's the savior

personally I pray to the lord acorncake every minute of every hour of every day
oh hang on a sec
"oh wonderful lord acorncake, please order a pepperoni pizza to my door immediately"
thank you for your support



truth straight from the gospel

i find it amazing how many votes acorncake got
since of course, it IS the best choice

YOU WILL DROWN, HERETIC
JUDGEMENT DAY WILL COME AND YOU WILL DROWN IN FRIGID WATERS

Holy threeway starring Orca, Acorncake, and God.

Coming to a ring near you! (Interpret that however you like)

The Gravemind from Halo. No, seriously.

The Flying Spaghetti monster touches me with His noodly appendage on a daily basis.

The player character from Persona 3. (He can assume the persona of a very generous portion of today's dieties, and his upgraded persona is even Messiah, I mean, come on. Not subtle.)

Akatosh from the Elder Scrolls canon is pretty nice. I mean, he's also a loving dragon.

forget non-humies, I'm all for Illia----oh, we can't talk about that can we?

Odin is pretty neato. Plus going to Valhalla after you die to party and fight for the rest of eternity seems fun.

If not Odin, Bacchus. Need I say more?

Kind of a shame only like two of the gods on my list are an actual real life diety.

Honestly my choice depends on which existence we are living in at the time. Assuming you mean real life, just go with Odin.

Kobewarrior, His unreal drawings of anime tits hint at the second coming of God and Jesus combining both of their raw mental power of destruction and desolation to decimate all of the non-believers on this war-torn ridden earth. Even surpassing the ego of Flatflyer, Kobewarrior is the most popular religon ever studies say. Kobewarrior is the most popular religon for straights and cool guys alike.

u didnt even include the first religion.

by the power of ra
http://gwydir.demon.co.uk/jo/egypt/



thank you for your support

uh excuse me wtf is this??? domino's???? square cuts?????? that's it you're fired