Poll

There be many different flavors of judgement

Any Abrahamic Faith (Jesus, God, Moses, etc)
16 (13.1%)
Satan
11 (9%)
Paganism
1 (0.8%)
Wicca (Modern pagan)
1 (0.8%)
Solar Worship (Includes moon)
3 (2.5%)
Roman Mythology
1 (0.8%)
Greek Mythology
2 (1.6%)
Fire (GoT, anyone?)
1 (0.8%)
Gabe Newell
6 (4.9%)
Flying Spaghetti Monster
5 (4.1%)
Scientology
0 (0%)
Barbaric european and asian tribe's mythologies
0 (0%)
The Light
0 (0%)
Death
0 (0%)
love (ur mom)
6 (4.9%)
Blood
0 (0%)
Money
2 (1.6%)
The Universe
4 (3.3%)
Nature (loving hippies...)
0 (0%)
Black Holes
0 (0%)
Morgan Freeman (Just nonsense below this point)
5 (4.1%)
Gordan Freeman
2 (1.6%)
George Lopez
4 (3.3%)
Gabe Newell
6 (4.9%)
Arceus
1 (0.8%)
Queen Celestia (Includes Luna)
1 (0.8%)
Hindu gods or whatever
0 (0%)
Buddhism
0 (0%)
Pink Elephants (Spirit of Alcohol)
0 (0%)
Acorncake (Why)
9 (7.4%)
Badspot (Created us all in Rotondo's image.)
8 (6.6%)
Orca
3 (2.5%)
Draconic Pantheon (Tiamat, Bahamut, etc)
0 (0%)
The Outer Gods
7 (5.7%)
Flodos, Blessed Be Florbulon
6 (4.9%)
Other. (Please Elaborate)
11 (9%)

Total Members Voted: 122

Author Topic: Who would be your god, if you had to choose?  (Read 4436 times)

I always thought Greek Mythology was cool.

I'd consider Buddhism. I'd also consider some versions of the christian God, as well as some versions of Satan. It would be very comforting to know that my consciousness would endure forever. I feel like most religion has too much basis in ritual and fear. I also like the egg idea, the one where everyone is the one person.

Greek Mythology.
The greek gods are a fickle bunch with many human flaws.

You would spend your life worshipping and practicing your religion, but you know that they truly affect the world, and that when bad things happen to you/others it is almost certainly because you angered a god.
That's much better than having a supposedly omnibenevolent god who still causes you harm.


Outer gods are GOAT, you mindforget things w/ ur presence and have a stuffload of cool powers and abilities.

Outer gods are GOAT, you mindforget things w/ ur presence and have a stuffload of cool powers and abilities.
Azathoth is bae
Yog-Sothoth is awesome
Nyarlathotep is a lovey beast
But Azathoth is forever bae <3

Azathoth is bae
Yog-Sothoth is awesome
Nyarlathotep is a lovey beast
But Azathoth is forever bae <3
I want Cthylla to wipe my mind tbh

I want Cthylla to wipe my mind tbh
Try having love with Shub-Niggurath and you will be reborn as a Dark Young specimen



There are no gods associated with traditional Indian Buddhism.


Morgan Freeman. Anyone who says otherwise is gay and deserves to die.

Unironically Satan

The way I interpret the bible it makes God seem like literally Riddler. He excludes people, he flooded the world,  and he makes diseases.

Satan doesn't kill people and he welcomes them no matter what.

Unironically Satan

The way I interpret the bible it makes God seem like literally Riddler. He excludes people, he flooded the world,  and he makes diseases.

Satan doesn't kill people and he welcomes them no matter what.
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