Some of you may know our beloved blockland user Betelgeuse, is deaf. However he has whats called a "cochlear implant" which allows him to hear with one ear. However, he is still learning new words and sounds.
Last night, after being on a date till roughly 1:00AM, I had quite the fart being held up because I didn't want to do it while with my date. So I get home around 1:20 and get changed into sweatpants and get ready for bed. I have my phone and I'm texting a few friends while sending some snapchats. I realize this fart has to come out now, and since I knew it was going to be a good one, I got snapchat out and video'd it. This fart was so long it took the full timer snapchat gives you for videos. I was pleased, so now I can send it to the stupidest person I have on my snapchat, betelgeuse.
It quickly occurred to me that, betelgeuse is deaf, he can't hear this amazing fart I captured. I was so upset and almost immediately deleted the video. Then I remembered, he has a cochlear implant! I quickly hop onto steam and message him asking if he can use that with his phone if I send him a video. He says he'll try his best, and that was good enough for me.
I sent him the video. A couple minutes later, he opened the video..
Betelgeuse's first fart he's heard, came from my starfish.
