It's not like I didn't expect this kind of thing
Honestly, I'm surprised this wasn't done sooner.
If you're into watersports, when you take it outside in the rain, you can poke a little hole through the canvas and enjoy the umbrella even more.
or if you're really kinky, you could put a filter up top to dye it red before it drips down
You two should be ashamed of your boners.
I'm ashamed of mine.