Author Topic: threaten the poster above you  (Read 5014 times)

just a square

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv whats your comeback m8



I swear to god I'm going to

I'd forget you so hard you wouldn't be able to sit down unless it was on my richard for a week

What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the forget out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, forgeter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little stuff. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will stuff fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, kiddo.

Wow you pulled off a copy PASTA...

if you take one more diddly darn step you're going to have a diddly darn not very good time.



i'll loving defuse you buddy

bazinga is such a better catchphrase

ill hurt you
with bath salts

You have a gif from "Paint the town red" in your signature.
I'm going to track you down and murder you just like the people in that gif.

I'll break this chip into tiny pieces!

i'll gas your furry ass in auschwits you gay ass furry forgeter

I'll loving stuff on your stuffty stuffposts you stuffhead.

I'll call you a bad wrestler

Don't think I wont!