Rap: Obvious.
Fords: 5.0's too cheap to give you the extra 0.1
Dodges: Can't steer.
Australian V8 Supercars: In the air 1/4 of the time.
VTEC: Because it never kicks in hard enough.
Nascar: Easiest sport to learn.
Google images: God knows why.
Instagram: It's hella-broke.
Kids that wear safety gear for shoes: Obvious reason is obvious
Steam: Can't login half the time, Password length is bullcrap, You can't do anything because you don't have 5$ in your steam wallet, You can't send friend requests either, Everything good is on sale once per year, The restrictions are handicapped, and it's garbage. I still use it because CS:GO and Blockland.
Vines: Because I trip on the goddamn things.
School: The system is corrupt.