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[grunterdb1951]

Why the bloody forget should you taunt me with taking land you haven't taken? Time out, Grunt. Out of game for second, forget your claims either take it or I will.

Why the bloody forget should you taunt me with taking land you haven't taken? Time out, Grunt. Out of game for second, forget your claims either take it or I will.

forget your claims

WAR DECLARED!
Conquista de los Países Bajos!

Due to the Netherlands blatant disregard and disrespect for Spanish and Portuguese colonial claims of South America, the banners fly and the men march!

This is a war of consolidating power, and a reminder and warning to those who may have the gaul to protest against the Empire of Spain in the future.

Local regiments of the Spanish Netherlands are deployed and begin to make their way to mainland Netherlands, to destroy and burn farmland and villages, preparing to draw out Netherland garrisons.

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[Neventii]

I just loving told you that I stopped my advance. Are you actually autistic Grunt? I'm getting ready to quit.

I CANNOT handle the Spanish armada. You got your way.

[Nonnel]

hmm
austrian army advances, staking control of unwalled villages and blocking trade to walled ones

[Swat 3]

"out of game for second"


i think that was entirely ooc and spain doesn't actually have a casus belli against the netherlands

[grunterdb1951]

I just loving told you that I stopped my advance. Are you actually autistic Grunt?

A dog should never challenge a lion, you Dutch whelp.

"out of game for second, grunt"


i think that was entirely ooc and grunt doesn't actually have a casus belli against the netherlands

I warned him to not advance before hand due to my claims, and he did. That quote doesn't matter, the implications were there.

[Neventii]

A dog should never challenge a lion, you Dutch whelp.

I warned him to not advance before hand due to my claims, and he did. That quote doesn't matter, the implications were there.

I WITHDREW MY TROOPS

Out if game:

Don't be a literal cunt.

[Swat 3]

I just loving told you that I stopped my advance. Are you actually autistic Grunt? I'm getting ready to quit.

I CANNOT handle the Spanish armada. You got your way.

these loving


i swear to god. i did it too, but really. whenever something gets hot because stupidity, people leave and then npc countries get forgeted up, and it becomes entirely unhistorical and uneven, because the netherlands was actually a pretty strong nation until it started being dumb. and now grunter and austria can capitalize on the situation and munch up the netherlands.
same thing happened to sweden.

[Neventii]

Then in hopes of world stability can I not get loving invaded? I'm sorry I provoked you but Jesus Christ withdraw PLEASE

[grunterdb1951]

I'll just bring this up to let you know where things stand: You are the only one freaking out right now.

You're the only one slinging ooc insults at people.

You've literally broken and smashed Rule 1 by now, and imo Rule 2 as well. Need a reminder? Here you go.

    Don't be a richard. This includes being an starfish, being a douchebag, and even being a cunt!
    Don't be an idiot. This includes being a dumbass and means you should use common sense.

these loving


i swear to god. i did it too, but really. whenever something gets hot because stupidity, people leave and then npc countries get forgeted up, and it becomes entirely unhistorical and uneven, because the netherlands was actually a pretty strong nation until it started being dumb. and now grunter and austria can capitalize on the situation and munch up the netherlands.

alt history, bruh, lets loving do this.

[Juncoph]

a literal cunt.

im imagining a giant vagina typing on a keyboard using its clitoris

[mattsos]

nice meme

William II decides to go on vacation because of his constant loving migraine from dealing with surrounding countries

ok you know what i'm just gonna give it to you straight
we clearly want you to leave

there have been plenty of dumb forgets that know NONE of their history once they enter here. and there have been some guys who try but ultimately end up flopping down on their face.

you are the guy ending up flopping on your face.
you never read your history when you came in but you were willing to learn, now you are doing a bunch of dumb stuff actions no nation leader would EVER do

[TristanLuigi]

ok you guys
loving
chill

Neventii: You are not acting reasonable (aka breaking Rule 2). Spain and Portugal have legit claims to South America via the Treaty of Tortedillas and, well, having the area surrounded. You're also pushing all these random ass claims. You can't just come up to things and be like "this is mine!" You've tried that on like 3 or 4 different areas today alone.

Grunter and Matt: I think you're being a bit harsh.

[Kringleberg]

venetian settlers land in this area and start building a colony there

_{if it doesn't bother prussia much}

[Operator¹]

denmark-norway begins working on ways to expand trade with the kingdom of vinland. one proposal is to build ships of modified design to brave the icy north atlantic to minimize losses and get year-round trade.

[Juncoph]

venetian settlers land in this area and start building a colony there
-snap-
_{if it doesn't bother prussia much}

we'd appreciate it if you went farther south