translate what the above user is saying

[Squideey]

peningar peningar í hendi mér hversu margir mæður eru í hljómsveitinni minni

snake snake I hand my horse margarine murder or I am a tiny sausage


antaa hampurilainen tai syön sinua kaksoispiste d d d d d

[Ad Bot]

[Nicepoint]

Give me a hamburger or I eat you :DDDDDDD


En öde ö

[Cybertails1998]

a deserted island

Чувак ниже меня является долбоёбом

[Zack]

Hasbro Make Mecha Republic Anonboybomb

Oompa Loompa Gobbledy Goo.

[shitlord]

Hasbro Make Mecha Republic Anonboybomb

Oompa Loompa Gobbledy Goo.

something about africa

tvoya kiska v zone riska, vy yebetaya dinyi.  w unitaze ne woda

[Foopster]

your pusillanimous individual at risk, you forget a melon. no water in the toilet bowl


сока блять

[shitlord]

your pusillanimous individual at risk, you forget a melon. no water in the toilet bowl

wow you actually got it
the first part was supposed to say your vagina is in the danger zone, you loving melon

idk if your russian is bad or mine is bad but most likely im at fault

skip me

[HALO3cheif]

Here's one
طز ربك رب شيت

[Squideey]

Hey, buddy. Let's go get some icecream.

兩塊錢果凍熱狗

[Dragonoid.Slayer]

兩塊錢果凍熱狗

Two dollars jelly hot dog

D BWCO FMH OM VHPQ JR KRIIF. VHPQ JR.
And here is your hint:
B = W

[CeSium]

Bubble co. forgets me on my vajizzle with cliffs. kill me.

vja lleys bjkt hmw b8sp idd ien len ofr onmey ucz she s' urfgag

[Foopster]

idk if your russian is bad or mine is bad but most likely im at fault

i used translate
also, why did people skip my post

skip me