Apparently You Yanks Don't Know What These Are

[XR-7]

People who don't like mustard are severely brain damaged because of being force fed ketchup as an infant.

[Ad Bot]

[McJob]

it's


ketchup

One of these days you'll be trapped in a burning house and you'll scream for my help and I'll reply:

it's


time

[Swat 3]

One of these days you'll be trapped in a burning house and you'll scream for my help and I'll reply:

it's


time

you will be too busy reminding urself you're austrian

[XR-7]

One of these days you'll be trapped in a burning house and you'll scream for my help and I'll reply:

it's


time

for

me

to

die

[ZombiLoin]

remind me to bring a big gun when going to Australia, i'll need it for the wildlife.

[sir dooble]

Kangaroos are pretty scary really.
Really muscley and strong, have upper arms of steel, can kick you back to last week, and they're known to lead predators into water, where they then use their strong arms to hold them underwater and drown them.

[Abstath]

why be scared of a giant makeshift goon bag

[Nonnel]

i just remembered that i have a bag of french fries in the freezer

[McJob]

why be scared of a giant makeshift goon bag

Because it might be good quality wine, and that defeats the whole purpose of getting stufffaced on piss.

[PowerDag]

i will dip my fries in practically any other food i put on my plate
i dip it in coleslaw. i dip it in mustard. i dip it in ketchup. i dip it in more loving fries

it's hip to dip you forgets

[RamboCreativity]

I don't even eat potatoes anymore.

[Alyx Vance]

Since when was it bad to use ketchup?

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

I dunno I just call it tomato sauce

[RamboCreativity]

I also hate ketchup can't stand it, never gonna eat it

[joe411]