Poll

How do you eat your french fries?

Just plain, like a normal, straight individual.
37 (46.8%)
With Tomato Sauce because it appeals to my masochistic side.
19 (24.1%)
With Mayo because I'm forgetin' 4yo and mentally challenged.
2 (2.5%)
With Marinara because I'm a twat.
1 (1.3%)
I'm a non-conformist, and forget Australia.
20 (25.3%)

Total Members Voted: 79

Author Topic: Apparently You Yanks Don't Know What These Are  (Read 6990 times)

There's too much freedom in it for my tastes.
How can a condiment invented outside America have that much freedom?

i also have tomato sauce but we dont put it in little things like that.

while scrolling down I saw this one line, I swear its a loveual innuendo

How could you not like ketchup what the hell

I just thought of an argument.

If fries weren't meant to be eaten with ketchup then why do most Drive thru fast food places package ketchup packets in your bag when you order fries?

Checkmate, salthiests.

in my experience, they don't do it unless you ask

in my experience they always put like 10 of them even if you dont get fries

in my experience they always put like 10 of them even if you dont get fries

they have to purge to make up for everyone who doesn't ask :^)

i dont get how you can dislike ketchup
its great on a lot of things
godless heathens, the whole lot of you.

i dont get how you can dislike ketchup
its great on a lot of things
godless heathens, the whole lot of you.
We must band together and amass power. Soon they will understand our choice of condiment.

whenever I get buffalo wings and french fries I like to dip the fries in the blue cheese they give you

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Australian naming schemes.
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"Tomato Sauce"

Ah, so, TAZZAAAAAAA

I hope I'm not the only one who used to mix ketchup, mustard, AND mayo into one goopy super sauce

It made sandwiches in school lunches bearable.

I hope I'm not the only one who used to mix ketchup, mustard, AND mayo into one goopy super sauce

It made sandwiches in school lunches bearable.
Well see, that makes sense because those tend to be put together for hamburgers and such.

listen starfishs.

drop all of your stuffty, inferior condiments. especially the loving goblin semen you call mayonnaise.

let the real best condiment enter the scene.


listen starfishs.

drop all of your stuffty, inferior condiments. especially the loving goblin semen you call mayonnaise.

let the real best condiment enter the scene.
Man screw that. Yellow mustard is way more useful and delicious. (and healthier, too!)