Poll

How do you eat your french fries?

Just plain, like a normal, straight individual.
37 (46.8%)
With Tomato Sauce because it appeals to my masochistic side.
19 (24.1%)
With Mayo because I'm forgetin' 4yo and mentally challenged.
2 (2.5%)
With Marinara because I'm a twat.
1 (1.3%)
I'm a non-conformist, and forget Australia.
20 (25.3%)

Total Members Voted: 79

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just today electrk told me that I make his wood hard
too bad its non conducting

Thank goodness you're an adult now.
i have built a burger castle before

i have built a burger castle before
Well, you lose some good things growing up.

when i was little i used to mash all of my fries up into a big ball and pour mayo on it

You should drink a bucket of hydrochloric acid to redeem yourself.

too bad its non conducting

Wood actually gets softer when it's wet

just today electrk told me that I make his wood hard

only sometimes in the right lighting

when i was little i used to mash all of my fries up into a big ball and pour mayo on it

you should do that again but with bleach and ammonia instead of mayo


If OP hasn't been eaten by giant spiders during this discussion, could you make a poll about french fry eating styles?

You should drink a bucket of hydrochloric acid to redeem yourself.
you should do that again but with bleach and ammonia instead of mayo




You are so disgusting and repulsive that I have decided that you are going to have to move to Australia to live with the other delinquents in this world.

You are so disgusting and repulsive that I have decided that you are going to have to move to Australia to live with the other delinquents in this world.

dude, that's not a real picture of him

dude, that's not a real picture of him

1. Yes it is.
2. I was going to send him to Australia anyway.

dude, that's not a real picture of him
Everyone knows that he/she looks like this IRL:


I eat so much salt on fries that I can feel it crunching in my teeth sometimes.
brb loving vomiting

mustard is better
There's too much freedom in it for my tastes.