Poll

How do you eat your french fries?

Just plain, like a normal, straight individual.
37 (46.8%)
With Tomato Sauce because it appeals to my masochistic side.
19 (24.1%)
With Mayo because I'm forgetin' 4yo and mentally challenged.
2 (2.5%)
With Marinara because I'm a twat.
1 (1.3%)
I'm a non-conformist, and forget Australia.
20 (25.3%)

Total Members Voted: 79

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apparently all australians are cucks


I don't know what you put in your toilet water but mine tastes like tomatoes

You should probably call a plumber.

Well I mean, it might taste like tomatoes. I haven't tried it.

*my hand is still in the air*

He only answered questions from important people.

*my hand is still in the air*
*class bell rings*
"well class that's it for this lesson, tomorrow we study french mustard!"

apparently all australians are cucks
You wanna run that by me one more time, mate?

You wanna run that by me one more time, mate?

'e saed 'e loyhkes vegemaite
« Last Edit: January 19, 2016, 07:53:55 PM by Mr. Hurricane »

'e saed 'e loyhkes vegemaite
That's what I forgetin' thought the funny cunt said.

*my hand is still in the air*
*my hand is getting quite weak as a result of the blood not reaching it due to the force of gravity pulling it down*

*my hand is getting quite weak as a result of the blood not reaching it due to the force of gravity pulling it down*

*my hand is getting quite weak as a result of the blood not reaching it due to the force of gravity pulling it down*
You may ask your question, but you must write it in reverse using an annoying colour and bold every second letter.

That's what I forgetin' thought the funny cunt said.
oy m8 u cawlin em a fokin cunt eh, u fink u fukon funy m8. wel leme tell u somin ye, if u dont shoot op m8 il cum ovr and hook ye in da gabbah m9. U fucin dizgust me m8, i hope u drown in tomato saus u lil wankah.

oy m8 u cawlin em a fokin cunt eh, u fink u fukon funy m8. wel leme tell u somin ye, if u dont shoot op m8 il cum ovr and hook ye in da gabbah m9. U fucin dizgust me m8, i hope u drown in tomato saus u lil wankah.
Go back to the Centrelink and demand your compo you forgetin hooked up bogan richardhead.

i'm sorry my headphones were in did you say, "i want someone to forget my girlfriend in front of me"
??

You may ask your question, but you must write it in reverse using an annoying colour and bold every second letter.
ʞɹoʍ noʎ op ǝɹǝɥʍ