So apperently a kidney is worth 260K in america

[Lord Tony®]

what are you? Annoying Orange?

260k isn't even enough to buy a decent 2 story house.

Unless the house were haunted.

[Ad Bot]

[kahnuu]

To be fair, it is a vital organ.

You can live with one kidney.

[Kniaz]

Can I trade my lungs for gills, also?

[Zloff]

and apparently the starting price for a single testicle is 35k

[e-maxx]

and apparently the starting price for a single testicle is 35k

damn
might as well get rid of them since i'm never going to put them to use  

what are you? Annoying Orange?

i mean if we're talking an entire lifetime it is a very tiny amount
you'd be lucky to get 15 years out of it assuming you start with no house/car and still want to pursue an education

[Lord Tony®]

and apparently the starting price for a single testicle is 35k

That would cover any transgender surgery lol.

These transgender doctors are screwing their patients because they don't tell them that their testicle is worth 35k each. So the doctor is hoping you pay all your cash up front for your surgery then he scoops out your testicles and makes an added 70k without you even knowing.

[The Resonte!]

Unless the house were haunted.

i could live with that

Can I trade my lungs for gills, also?

sure. i take lungs now, get gills next week

[Zeblote]

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What's with these repeating comments on the site

[Lord Tony®]

Sell your kidney for a side of chicken McNuggets! If you act now within the next 4 minutes we will throw in some chocolate milk!

[DramaCard]

I'm going to track down every blf member
you all will slowly die off without your kidneys
I will rip your kidneys out with a boxcutter and leave you to die
I will finally be able to eat food again

Clownfish give me your kidney and ill make you a xXxnoscopexXx gaming pc :^)

[Epicduke]

get selected for being part of an illegal ogran trade is probably one of my worst irrational fears

[The Resonte!]

get selected for being part of an illegal ogran trade is probably one of my worst irrational fears

you are literally the product

[Ravencroft·]

what are you? Annoying Orange?

Its really not that much money. An average American could probably live off of that for 5-10 years. And I mean live off of it, not spend it on nice cars or houses or other materialistic things. I can make that much in a little over 4 years.

[Destroyer]

holy forget I'm set for life

Just hope your other one doesn't fail!

You can live with one kidney.

Obviously...

It is still considered a vital organ. Yes you can live with one but if both fail you are forgeted.

[KickFlow]

So you're saying everyone has a $500,000 bounty on them? I just have to pull their kidneys out and put them in ice and sell them? Damn.