Post the craziest dreams you ever had/nightmares

[carolcat]

last night i dreamed that i and my boyfriend were royalty in a robot court and he was wearing like, 6" en pointe heels up two flights of stairs. then i got on a plane full of air mattresses after buying candy at a japanese convention? and slept with luke from linus tech tips

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[sir dooble]

So I once dreamt about Foxscotch before.

So I just had this really weird dream where you and I were racing to climb this really tall scaffolding tower, because at the top of it was the latest update of Prequel, but in a bamboo scroll form.
We were going to retrieve it to give to the emperor at his court so we could be in his favour.
You beat me to the top, and back down (even though I cheated at this point by teleporting to the ground) and you handed it to the emperor who thanked you and had the scroll hung on a wall behind him alongside all the other updates.
We then sat down at a table in the court and drank pints of sake (which is odd since I've never had or seen sake in person and have no idea why there was an oriental theme).

[Landmineman4000²]

Alot of my nightmares when i was young were spooky settings and i felt incredibly heavy so couldn't walk, any chances at screaming were muffled and i'd tire myself out, i can't remember if something spooky happened afterwards, because stuff like that wakes me up very quickly

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

An Chinese Cartoons snake-woman (apparently the term is 'naga') chasing a tiny human

Wtf

son we call them lamias now
naga is an antiquated term and offensive

[Lego lad]

satan is naga

[Mr Unicode]

I had this dream where I kept expiriencing spasms and pauses in time every time I tried to get out of bed. So, I mad a run for the master bedroom to tell my parents. I went into the master bath and there was a naked humanoid thing with only a round lump of skin and flesh for its head, It turned towards me and I ran. Then I woke up.

[Zack]

I dreamt I was in a white field and the cast from Donkey Kong 64 was there

I don't remember the outcome but I was a weird child.

[Space1255]

Dream journal entry 1/15/16: SCIENCE YO. I made a balloon float with nothing but heat. That's all I remember with my first dream. I went back to sleep and in the second dream I went to a water park with a couple of cute girls (or just one, I don't remember) and had a blast on the rides they had. I remember losing my sense of "up" on some of them. I then went into the wave pool and three kids decided to start chasing after me. I of course started to defend myself and did it well. I ran all the way back to my house as one of the kids back flipped right into a fence not unlike the one we have at my main house. I proceeded to my martial arts school at a location that isn't existent in this world and watched the lesson and thankfully didn't have a karate kid moment and saw someone who was chasing me. ((Looking back on this I think there was someone there)) Walking on my way back, I saw my middle school crush and we decided to talk about stuff and relationships. I simply said I was forever alone and only had bromances. I remember a balloon being caught under an umbrella and decided to float on it on the way down a long staircase. After that, I went with one of my friends into a supermarket and we got some stuff. We heard someone robbing the place and went to investigate. We saw two people tied up, so we got sandwiches that were frozen and threw them at the robber when he showed himself and shot at us. A load of good that did. I went into a room and flipped an alarm switch, but he seemed to know my every location. I eventually ran out the back door and woke up.

[The Resonte!]

hey i found one

there is an alien creature that, upon biting someone, chucks pieces of it's own flesh inside the victim's bloodstream, where they'll pop out of their flesh like warts and grow horrifyingly

i didn't get to see what happens when i was completely covered in alien flesh

[shitlord]

last night i had a dream where i was really pissed off cause i couldnt penetrate anything in war thunder

my 105 sherman was bouncing off tanks that had like 10mm of armor and i was getting loving pissed

[Clownfish]

last night i had a dream where i was really pissed off cause i couldnt penetrate anything in

me too buddy

[Darth C3P0]

I had one where there where german planes that flew and looked really small dropping bombs but a nuclear bomb siren went on and the germans also shot the cannons from the planes

[Legoboss]

last night i had a dream where a bunch of weird dark yellow blob things would come out whenever it rains and me, my mom, and someone I know from school (for some reason) were holed up in one room, and every time it'd rain we'd have to close the window and board it up, and there was always the threat of them barging in and we all knew deep down that we weren't gonna last like this as we hadn't seen anyone else and we couldn't fight back. Some of the blobs could fly around and stuff as well, and there was also internet as my mom was shopping for something on her laptop.

[XR-7]

With my more detailed dreams from the past couple of months, I typed out all the events as soon as I woke up so I'd remember them. I currently have three.

Me being all dramatic and destroying a guy's treehouse
The awkward boat ride (definitely the strangest imo)
Stealing a Ford GT