I keep having nosebleeds. What's wrong with me? +general off topic discussion

[Daswiruch]

I haven't been sick in a while but yesterday i'd had my first nosebleed in a year.
It lasted for about 30 minutes. Nothing else happened that night.
My second one happened around 5 pm today. ~30 minutes.
I literally just started my third 2 minutes ago.
What the forget is happening to me?
Help me, Forums MD Ph.D.

edit: thread now has dual purpose of being a general talking/discussing thread
post your nosebleeds, recent buys, cat deaths, old grandfather spottings, and wet socks in this catch-all thread

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[Donnies Catch]

are you under a lot of stress friend?

[Badger]

drink more water

jan/feb tends to be dry

[Freek]

It could be due to a lack of humidity wherever you are
I used to get nosebleeds a lot, but they've slowed down kinda

[Daswiruch]

are you under a lot of stress friend?

i'm under negative stress
my life has been extremely stress-free for the last 16 years

drink more water

jan/feb tends to be dry

i haven't drank much water lately
will do

It could be due to a lack of humidity wherever you are

probably

[elm]

Brain tumor, rip in peace.

Jk, could be the air/humidity?

[Ceist]

you're not worshiping satan hard enough.

[Daswiruch]

you're not worshiping satan hard enough.

should i buy that hail satan pedal to help
i should also add that it's only been happening in my right nostril
nothin but snot outta my left
i hope this isn't a situation where i have larvae eating away at my sinuses like that post on /r/wtf

[Freek]

should i buy that hail satan pedal to help
i should also add that it's only been happening in my right nostril
nothin but snot outta my left
i hope this isn't a situation where i have larvae eating away at my sinuses like that post on /r/wtf

don't worry it's normal to have it only in one nostril
the doctors have told me that the back of my nose is actually really forgeted up and stuff so that's what causes my nosebleeds

[Camel]

hanging out with anyone named elizabeth?

[e-maxx]

are you Japanese by any chance?

[Remurr]

Plug it up with corks, might just be dry air or something

[Freek]

Plug it up with corks, might just be dry air or something

[Clownfish]

I had a nosebleed for 2 weeks
I have no idea what the forget nosebleeds are and how they work
I have never had one beforehand or since

[TheArmyGuy]

Probably the dry air in the winter; once it's bled once there's a scab that easily comes off and as such trigger another one. I've had my blood vessels in my nose chemically sealed, had a 45 minute nosebleed every other day for like 2 months.