Author Topic: Badspot's chicken chart show's chickens fatter without drugs or with drugs?  (Read 5358 times)

What's a capcha catcher?
He was a user.
He made posts that a lot of people seem to consider to be bad posts.

He was a user.
He made posts that a lot of people seem to consider to be bad posts.
he made several hundred of what we consider to be bad posts on i think 4 accounts now.
basically the new clubstep. i wouldn't be surprised if he is clubstep behind a proxxy.

He was a user.
He made posts that a lot of people seem to consider to be bad posts.
Oh yeah, I remember him.

Badspot

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What's actually going to happen is they'll start growing chicken in vats.  At first just normal complete chickens, slightly augmented to be larger now that they're suspended in fluid and don't have to move around.  Then larger.  Unnaturally large.  There is no need for feathers inside the tank - the tank keeps them warm.  No need for beaks or bones - there is nothing to peck, no weight to bear.  Each chicken becomes a pulsing mass of flesh fills whatever vessel it is contained within.  

Soon the nervous system is abstracted to a central unit.  Multiple tanks - entire warehouses - millions of tons of flesh are maintained by a single mind.  Consolidation of warehouses naturally follows.  Those that cannot be merged physically are linked via the network.  Chicken production becomes a unified process that spans the globe.  The central mind controls all production.  The entire global supply of meat is essentially a single organism.  There are no more "chickens", there is only "chicken".  


The singularity.

But with chicken.



What's actually going to happen is they'll start growing chicken in vats.  At first just normal complete chickens, slightly augmented to be larger now that they're suspended in fluid and don't have to move around.  Then larger.  Unnaturally large.  There is no need for feathers inside the tank - the tank keeps them warm.  No need for beaks or bones - there is nothing to peck, no weight to bear.  Each chicken becomes a pulsing mass of flesh fills whatever vessel it is contained within.  

Soon the nervous system is abstracted to a central unit.  Multiple tanks - entire warehouses - millions of tons of flesh are maintained by a single mind.  Consolidation of warehouses naturally follows.  Those that cannot be merged physically are linked via the network.  Chicken production becomes a unified process that spans the globe.  The central mind controls all production.  The entire global supply of meat is essentially a single organism.  There are no more "chickens", there is only "chicken".  
CHIVEMIND

What's actually going to happen is they'll start growing chicken in vats.  At first just normal complete chickens, slightly augmented to be larger now that they're suspended in fluid and don't have to move around.  Then larger.  Unnaturally large.  There is no need for feathers inside the tank - the tank keeps them warm.  No need for beaks or bones - there is nothing to peck, no weight to bear.  Each chicken becomes a pulsing mass of flesh fills whatever vessel it is contained within.  

Soon the nervous system is abstracted to a central unit.  Multiple tanks - entire warehouses - millions of tons of flesh are maintained by a single mind.  Consolidation of warehouses naturally follows.  Those that cannot be merged physically are linked via the network.  Chicken production becomes a unified process that spans the globe.  The central mind controls all production.  The entire global supply of meat is essentially a single organism.  There are no more "chickens", there is only "chicken".  
But Mr. Spot, won't the chickens eventually become self aware once enough are hooked up to the machine?

But Mr. Spot, won't the chickens eventually become self aware once enough are hooked up to the machine?
Silly moppy, chicks are for kids!

Badspot

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Silly moppy, chicks are for kids!

This is probably in the top 10 worst posts I've ever seen.

This is probably in the top 10 worst posts I've ever seen.
Roasted

This is probably in the top 10 worst posts I've ever seen.
make a thread on the top 10 worst posts