Author Topic: Badspot's chicken chart show's chickens fatter without drugs or with drugs?  (Read 5352 times)

What's actually going to happen is they'll start growing chicken in vats.  At first just normal complete chickens, slightly augmented to be larger now that they're suspended in fluid and don't have to move around.  Then larger.  Unnaturally large.  There is no need for feathers inside the tank - the tank keeps them warm.  No need for beaks or bones - there is nothing to peck, no weight to bear.  Each chicken becomes a pulsing mass of flesh fills whatever vessel it is contained within. 

Soon the nervous system is abstracted to a central unit.  Multiple tanks - entire warehouses - millions of tons of flesh are maintained by a single mind.  Consolidation of warehouses naturally follows.  Those that cannot be merged physically are linked via the network.  Chicken production becomes a unified process that spans the globe.  The central mind controls all production.  The entire global supply of meat is essentially a single organism.  There are no more "chickens", there is only "chicken". 

this is loving gross

this is loving gross
i did not know you had that special interest, disgust

i did not know you had that special interest, disgust
wouldn't having a special interest be gross to you defeat the point

What's actually going to happen is they'll start growing chicken in vats.  At first just normal complete chickens, slightly augmented to be larger now that they're suspended in fluid and don't have to move around.  Then larger.  Unnaturally large.  There is no need for feathers inside the tank - the tank keeps them warm.  No need for beaks or bones - there is nothing to peck, no weight to bear.  Each chicken becomes a pulsing mass of flesh fills whatever vessel it is contained within.  

Soon the nervous system is abstracted to a central unit.  Multiple tanks - entire warehouses - millions of tons of flesh are maintained by a single mind.  Consolidation of warehouses naturally follows.  Those that cannot be merged physically are linked via the network.  Chicken production becomes a unified process that spans the globe.  The central mind controls all production.  The entire global supply of meat is essentially a single organism.  There are no more "chickens", there is only "chicken".  
this must be a quote with something substituted with chicken

What's actually going to happen is they'll start growing chicken in vats.  At first just normal complete chickens, slightly augmented to be larger now that they're suspended in fluid and don't have to move around.  Then larger.  Unnaturally large.  There is no need for feathers inside the tank - the tank keeps them warm.  No need for beaks or bones - there is nothing to peck, no weight to bear.  Each chicken becomes a pulsing mass of flesh fills whatever vessel it is contained within.  

Soon the nervous system is abstracted to a central unit.  Multiple tanks - entire warehouses - millions of tons of flesh are maintained by a single mind.  Consolidation of warehouses naturally follows.  Those that cannot be merged physically are linked via the network.  Chicken production becomes a unified process that spans the globe.  The central mind controls all production.  The entire global supply of meat is essentially a single organism.  There are no more "chickens", there is only "chicken".  

wouldn't having a special interest be gross to you defeat the point
His avatar is disgust, "loving Gross" thus I thought at that point special interest.

His avatar is disgust, "loving Gross" thus I thought at that point special interest.
oh yeah I forgot they had emotions as their names, didn't watch the movie so yeah


At least the process will be much less horrifying for cows.

Cows will go extinct.


What's actually going to happen is they'll start growing chicken in vats.  At first just normal complete chickens, slightly augmented to be larger now that they're suspended in fluid and don't have to move around.  Then larger.  Unnaturally large.  There is no need for feathers inside the tank - the tank keeps them warm.  No need for beaks or bones - there is nothing to peck, no weight to bear.  Each chicken becomes a pulsing mass of flesh fills whatever vessel it is contained within.  

Soon the nervous system is abstracted to a central unit.  Multiple tanks - entire warehouses - millions of tons of flesh are maintained by a single mind.  Consolidation of warehouses naturally follows.  Those that cannot be merged physically are linked via the network.  Chicken production becomes a unified process that spans the globe.  The central mind controls all production.  The entire global supply of meat is essentially a single organism.  There are no more "chickens", there is only "chicken".  
tbh this is kinda cool
i'd eat chicken like that

i did not know you had that special interest, disgust

His avatar is disgust, "loving Gross" thus I thought at that point special interest.



This is probably in the top 10 worst posts I've ever seen.

its cachepca catcher so not suprising

His avatar is disgust, "loving Gross" thus I thought at that point special interest.
HMM, your name sounds familiar...

TOO familiar... http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=257104.0