Doaler's pitch for a new gaming console

[Red Spy]

I still want to see that mirror

[Ad Bot]

[John Freeman]

I say g-u-i
im cool

[Red Spy]

im cool

[Drydess]

no maxwell, thank YOU for acknowledging that it should be stufflord who should be thanked

no electrk, thank YOU for acknowledging that maxwell is acknowledging that it should be stufflord who should be thanked

[shitlord]

i nominate today as national thank you day

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

i nominate today as national thank you day

why forget you sir

[Metario12]

no electrk, thank YOU for acknowledging that maxwell is acknowledging that it should be stufflord who should be thanked

no drydess, thank you for acknowledging that electrk is acknowledging that maxwell is acknowledging that it should be stufflord who should be thanked

[Mr Queeba]

Someone needs to make a 3D model of the mockup system. We all want simple gooey's, don't we?

[Squideey]

guntlmen, I am introducing the next evolution of gooey consoles, and HERE IT IS



PROJECT D is a revolutionary new console that has a REALLY REALLY good graphics card in it so you can play minecraft at quadruple frame rates. 2 MEGABYTES of Random Access Memory, an ENTIRE motherboard, and 100 USB ports to make your richard cry in mercy. Preorders are available starting at the price of 5 TF2 hats.

[Becquerel]

Holy stuff thats alot of USB ports
Im buying this

[Maxwell.]

my richard cannot go in all 100 usb ports at once. this console is a flop.

[Electrk.]

my richard cannot go in all 100 usb ports at once. this console is a flop.

just like your richard

[Maxwell.]

just like your richard

not with you around

[Electrk.]

not with you around

;0

[e-maxx]

not with you around

incest