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You go to school and went to the loving barber the day before and your hair is like 10 loving meter shorter and they like "oi, mate, did you go to the loving barber, mate?"
Ofcourse I went to the loving barber you dipstuff. How else do you think my hair is loving different? Do you think the hair fairy loving magicly did my stuff while I was sleeping?
What the forget mate? Why do you ask stuff you already know the answer from? Thats stupid mate