we will have to cede the name if we want a sponsor.
I dare you to go to a school in Alabama and do this, you'll probably get shot or stabbed
Do you want to piss off the school staff with actually good accusations? Make a goat-themed club called "Spartans for Asses". Ass is literally an alternative of "Goat" mostly used in old english like the bible.
i think you got the wrong idea here