Drink a gallon of cat piss or have a cactus shoved up your ass

[Red Spy]

I'd go with the cactus

[Ad Bot]

[Shazoo]

neither?

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

hey starfish
this is my job

[Maxwell.]

do we need 3 of these threads

[Red Spy]

hey starfish
this is my job

You've been replaced <3

[ZERØ]

Surprised nobody has asked if you can take the needles off of the cactus.

[Red Spy]

Surprised nobody has asked if you can take the needles off of the cactus.

You can't

[Moppy]

The pee is sterile, so it'll just be unpleasant, whereas the cactus can do permanant damage to your butt.

[The Resonte!]

do we need 3 of these threads

would you rather:

post in red spy's thread

post in satan-from-wreck-it-ralph's thread

[sir dooble]

do we need 3 of these threads

No, we don't.

[Clownfish]

I can drink the cat piss slowly
maybe lace my drinks with it to block out the pain


the cactus will literally scar me for life

[CapTMeaT]

cat piss does less damage

[otto-san]

[TheBrickBuilder]

do we need 3 of these threads

[The Resonte!]