Author Topic: Swat's Model Congress Endeavour  (Read 828 times)

so i'm in my state's model congress, and if you just look at some of the stuff they passed last/two year(s ago), you'll understand what i have to deal with as an independent party member.


lol this stuff's not even constitutional


^semi-prohibition


or you can just make parents not feed their children poorly. if my son wants a loving coke, ill give him a coke. he'll be running more miles to cover, tho!!


^actual prohibition


aka my citizens shouldn't be protected from viruses! aka im going to let parents kill their own kids.


1. how
2. *triggered* OMG CALL THE POLICE


"hurrr shoot shoot gun gun games make children KILL PEOPLE!!!!"

"lets just ban everything! even for adults!"


yes, because national standards work.
yes, because still will work.
yes, because it says in the constitution the federal government can nationalize stuff this way.


im fat and athletic people can't have an extracurricular output ;(




DO NOT FORGET THIS GEM:

oh btw i dont give a stuff about their names because its a public document anyway
« Last Edit: January 31, 2016, 11:26:09 PM by Swat 3 »

my epic 13 th congress
5th SESSION
NJ MODEL CONGRSS
Jan 31, 2015
bill # DOMI - 614

A BILL

to make everything free

I want college free
and i watn free food and soda pop.
people can also get like free xboxe's with games. (for free)
and i want free house.
and car too. (i want sprots car, not mini van!)     >:(

we should have a bl model congress and see how it holds up to this masterpiece

my epic 13 th congress
5th SESSION
NJ MODEL CONGRSS
Jan 31, 2015
bill # DOMI - 614

A BILL

to make everything free

I want college free
and i watn free food and soda pop.
people can also get like free xboxe's with games. (for free)
and i want free house.
and car too. (i want sprots car, not mini van!)     >:(

hey you should vote for cuck sanders hes perfect for you

this is disgusting
they're just going to tell colleges how much they can make people pay??
??????

my bill, however, is a MASTEr piece...


we should have a bl model congress and see how it holds up to this masterpiece
we should outlaw memes like russia

never mind supreme court doesn't agree with the video game thing
plus I don't live in new jersey
« Last Edit: January 31, 2016, 11:37:04 PM by Ducky duck »


some of the party planks. even though i didn't agree with the independent (birthday party) plank, i was the clerk who wrote everything down.

way to loving go, new jerksey what the absolute forget is this stuff

bump!!

apparently one bill can only have 2 cosponsors, so im making my own (again).

what ideas do you guys have for my model congress bill???



Do you guys debate this stuff or just propose imaginary bills?
Because you could have a really easy time debating against this stuff

we do debate this stuff, but we can't actually debate the bad stuff unless we're in the same committee.

bad stuff is weeded out - actual congress sessions are big and fun.