I need help guys. I'm stuck in a wet situation.

[Foxscotch]

i wonder what has to happen to somebody to make them want to convince everyone they forget dogs, even for attention

a big factor was probably the previous failed attempt at getting it by pretending to be a girl, which is significantly more mundane

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[IkeTheGeneric]

a big factor was probably the previous failed attempt at getting it by pretending to be a girl, which is significantly more mundane

remember his handicapped cop-out that his 'oc' was a girl or whatever?

clearly op is not in touch with reality

[XR-7]

I'm sure there is a tree somewhere where you can get on the other side of it to relieve yourself. I guess if the park is in the middle of Buenos Aires though, that could be an issue.

[sir dooble]

i wonder what has to happen to somebody to make them want to convince everyone they forget dogs, even for attention

he could have just as easily claimed he has a big richard or a super star parent or that he has a stash of national socialist gold but no, dog loving is obviously the first resort

Because he did all that Drama with flatflyer, pretending to be a girl, and got his 15 minutes of fame.

But the moment it was over we went straight back to taking the piss out of flatflyer being obsessed with birds and finding them lovey.

So the logical jump to steal attention is to also claim attraction to animals, but to go one step further and insist you did have love with an animal.

[Pastrey Crust]

I'm right next to the japanese garden. Would they cut my richard if I pee on their magnolia? It's the only tree covered by other trees.

[sir dooble]

Yes, but a ninja will do it from above with a katana, and it will happen in an instant.

My research suggests you will either easily transition to being a girl, or 82 gallons of blood will spray out of your dismembered member with the force of a firehose.

[TheABELBOTO]

remember his handicapped cop-out that his 'oc' was a girl or whatever?

clearly op is not in touch with reality

also he tried to be the supreme edglord and starting posting how kewl communism was and how moral aren't necessary

basically /pol/ but even more handicapped

[Pastrey Crust]

commienism is kewl

[IkeTheGeneric]

commienism is kewl

Can you tell me honestly why you think communism is a viable political theory and how it would fare in modern society?

Until you can explain to me in an articulated fashion I'm going to draw the conclusion that you only say so ironically because people don't like communism for reasons you don't understand and because you wanna rile people up over it

[Rally]

OP you live in a 3rd world country, just piss in the street like everybody else

i wonder what has to happen to somebody to make them want to convince everyone they forget dogs, even for attention
he could have just as easily claimed he has a big richard or a super star parent or that he has a stash of national socialist gold but no, dog loving is obviously the first resort

remember his handicapped cop-out that his 'oc' was a girl or whatever?
clearly op is not in touch with reality

I can't imagine there would be much for someone like OP to do in Argentina besides stuffpost garbage threads on the internet. It's basically that or like, picking cotton idk

[Kochieboy]

OP you live in a 3rd world country, just piss in the street like everybody else

This, go to your designated stuffting zone