Author Topic: weirdest things you have seen at school  (Read 6340 times)

So these 2 nerds walked into the school with guns and started killin everybody and stuff, I don't know I was to focused on my Gameboy Advance, I think it was like.. Columbino? Don't remember what school it was, stuff was cash because I had the rest of the day off, didn't see my friend ever again after that though, he must have not liked me taking the day off.
Stop.

It seems to be that the weird kids don't get weeded out in college, because there is this one autistic kid in my UNIX programming environment class. The teacher always gets distracted by him, calling him out in the middle of the class to tell him to stop playing a game or focus on the lecture. The kid also talks to himself and flails about occasionally. He also will not stop browsing angry birds and sonic stuff on the class computers. Just recently he stood up and pulled the seat up to his ass. He did this about 3- 4 times and for about 5 minutes until the professor got sick of his stuff. I had to sit next to him for that entire lecture and I swear I was lucky enough to get any loving notes from class. If I was able to get his stuff on camera, I'd be able to prove how ridiculous this kid is.

Boy with one arm. Probably a birth defect. On the end of his arm was this tiny, undeveloped nib of a hand, complete with small undeveloped fingers and miniscule nails. The thought of it makes me cringe. Not to add, he had a unibrow.

Other than that. Uh. Nothing.
my science teacher has this


my science teacher has this
My uncle has it, and on his right leg




today a student cried when she realized that i'm the person who does the lunch menu announcement every day. she apparently thought it was all pre-recorded and played back in the mornings and she never realized that there was a person behind it. i recited a lunch menu list for her (i memorize them unintentionally) and she kept trying to imitate it, saying that she wants that job when i graduate.

My girlfriend from sophomore year brought a machete to school.

today a student cried when she realized that i'm the person who does the lunch menu announcement every day. she apparently thought it was all pre-recorded and played back in the mornings and she never realized that there was a person behind it. i recited a lunch menu list for her (i memorize them unintentionally) and she kept trying to imitate it, saying that she wants that job when i graduate.
how monotone do you read it geez

how monotone do you read it geez
i'm often told that i sound like siri when i read and i can almost exactly imitate a walmart self checkout machine. i'm not monotone, i just sound like an audiobook.

i'm often told that i sound like siri when i read and i can almost exactly imitate a walmart self checkout machine. i'm not monotone, i just sound like an audiobook.
recording please

i really havent seen anything too weird

i didnt see it but a teacher accidentally projected his chats with under age girls on the smart board in one of the class rooms. hes no longer employed with the school but his daughter is and shes weird as hell. she wears a giant sock on her head

recording please
this isn't my best version but it's very close to how i read the lunch menu:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oAy9469OYJ