ok so at the assembly I was forced to sit next to this guy who whined about every little thing, the dance team he didn't like, the cheer team he didn't like, he shat on the band, but not the choir because he had friends in it.
Anyways so I get on the bus and I start talking to one of my friends about it and then the guy gets on the bus, and I say "oh speaking of irritating people" and then the kid gets furious for some reason, I was confused because usually he gets worked up over less than this, but anyways he comes up to my chair and nails me in the leg with a kick. Naturally my primal fight or flight system kicks in and I burst out of my loving seat and literally attach myself to his head like some sort of possessed monkey, and proceed to slap the glasses off his face. He is much bigger than me, but regardless he falls over from the sudden 110 pounds latching on to his head, and we both land in a seat about 4 seats back from where I was originally. I laugh my ass off despite having 200 pounds of fat on top of my and he gets pissy and goes to the back of the bus where he usually sits and doesn't speak for the entire bus ride. Meanwhile everybody discusses what the forget just happened including me for the majority of the ride and 2 - 3 people were really upset they missed the event.
so yeah
