VALENTINES DAY IS IN A WEEK (ABC FAMILY'S 7 DAYS TIL)

[Hansome duded]

ABC FAMILY'S 7 DAYS TIL:
Valentines Day

A week before a well-known holiday, I will bump this thread and post a new question concerning the new holiday...

NEXT HOLIDAY: St. Patrick's Day, March 17 (and Daylight Savings starts about 4 days before that.)

PREVIOUS QUESTION(S): N/A

CURRENT QUESTION: What are you doing for Valentines day? Anyone you want to seduce?

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[SimpleFish]

I'm doing nothing.

[PurpleMetro]

wallow in sadness

[Copy Kirby]

Chocolate
Lots and lots of chocolate.

[Maxwell.]

what even are girls

[sir dooble]

what even are girls

They're much like scots, but when you ask them to lift their kilts they say no.

[Maxwell.]

They're much like scots, but when you ask them to lift their kilts they say no.

what if they said yes

[Foxscotch]

I'm going to seduce my boyfriend

[sir dooble]

what if they said yes

Then you've found a scotsman in disguise and should alert the local constabulary.

[Electrk.]

night fox is going to seduce me

[Donnies Catch]

i will send extra puns

[Foxscotch]

night fox is going to seduce me

I'm not your boyfriend, sweetheart

[The Resonte!]

I'm not your boyfriend, sweetheart

electrk is your boyfriend, but you are not electrk's boyfriend

it's one-sided

[Electrk.]

I'm not your boyfriend, sweetheart

then why'd you call me sweetheart, honey?

[sir dooble]

I'm not your boyfriend, sweetheart

I should hope so, given you're his uncle.