Author Topic: Return to the Salty Spitoon [DAY 3 - DEMON PRESENCE]  (Read 20306 times)

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

The goal of this game is to gain access to the Salty Spitoon.

In order to play, submit your character in the comments, it must include an image, and the name, extra info may be included at your own discretion.

When the game begins, characters will enter the "line" and go one by one up to Reg. Which is the Primary Antagonist of the Game.



Reg is the only enemy you will encounter, but he is also the strongest, having a huge amount of HP.

When you go up to reg, you must present "what makes you tough". Your responses will affect his mood, if you fail to impress him, he will attack you.

When he attacks you, your character will deal a certain level of damage against reg based on its level, you gain a level every time you successfully enter the salty spitoon. However, there is a chance reg will Hospitalize your character, forcing them to sit out the next round. Hospitilization is determined by a random number generator.

When all characters have either entered the salty spitoon, or been hospitalized, and none remain, the day will end. All characters who gained entry will then gain a level. This will increase their health and damage against reg. Including granting them new abilities. The round then ends, and the next round begins. On the following round, characters who recently gained entry will have to get through reg again.

The game ends when reg is finally hospitalized. To do this, you must drop reg to 0 HP. Afterwards, the next game will begin, and reg will return as a higher level reg. Increasing his health and damage, aswell as making it harder to get inside the salty spitoon successfully.

The game will also end if all players become hospitalized. Because there will be no characters to finish the game with a level up, which will reset the game back to the original level with reg at his lowest strength.

If a player successfully gets reg to his acceptance mood, entrance will be granted. This is achieved by giving a tough but believeable story.



if a players toughness comment is not acceptable, reg will enter his questionable mood.



If a player fails to impress reg, or gives a very unbelieveable story, he will enter his angry state, you only have one chance to take him out of it, to do so, you must try to convince reg you are tough, but its difficult at this stage, if you succeed, he will enter his questionable state again. If you fail, he will attack you.



This cycle will continue untill the game ends.

Submit characters or comments into the comments section.

Submit your characters in the comments section!
« Last Edit: February 25, 2016, 01:47:06 PM by lord techno »

suggest you recreate the OP from the original post.
With pics

suggest you recreate the OP from the original post.
With pics

Yeah, i'm doing that.

Done.
« Last Edit: February 07, 2016, 04:10:56 PM by lord techno »

« Last Edit: February 07, 2016, 06:02:43 PM by bigcapitalbaka »



Oh, moro. They call me white death. I served in the winter war against the soviet union. I have over 500 confirmed kills alltho Im sure I killed over 700 perkele. I remind you that I killed all of those ruskies WITHOUT a scope.
I am also self trained in close combat with my knife and molotovs.
Änyways Im here to stay and also to bring this fancy wall ornament that I killed few hours back. "Drops a bloody bear head on the floor" Took a few stabs with knife and some vodka but I got the slippery bastard.


Nail. E. Ater.
how the hell do I set a imgwidth
[img width=500 ] [/img ]
don't add the pt after the width
« Last Edit: February 07, 2016, 04:25:52 PM by Nicepoint »

he has about 505 confirmed kills actually, with ~200 more being unconfirmed but claimed by himself

"what makes you tough".



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he has about 505 confirmed kills actually, with ~200 more being unconfirmed but claimed by himself
oh k


I stubbed my toe the other day while watering my spice garden...





I've been crying for three days. I'm dying of dehydration, please help me

I stubbed my toe the other day while watering my spice garden...





I've been crying for three days. I'm dying of dehydration, please help me
Do you even read, bro?

i opened a pickle jar

this is such an over-complicated way of playing a game like this

this is such an over-complicated way of playing a game like this

Over-complicated is the best way to play games my son.


SPONG THE CUCK KILLER

"reg i'm gonna make one thing clear. if you don't let me in right this loving second, the last few hours of your life will be spent with you lying in pure agony, wondering why i left you alive as you hear the flatline growing ever closer. i'm gonna bring your bitch into the room and loving mount her on top of your mangled, tenderized meat sack of a body and make her scream my name into your ears. YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU CRAWLED OUT OF YOUR MOTHER'S MEAT FLAPS YOU loving BALD CORAL BLUE NUMBER FOUR LIP LOOKING PIECE OF stuff"